It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny

[Baba]

It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny;

well the plan was to show you my pink charger in a minute.

well!! Hurry up or I'll start without you!!

LOL - you lot are all mad!

What if it short circuits!? We'll die in this uncompromising position! What will they put on our headstones??

"Damn, The batteries in my jessica rabbit are dead"

Easy - that's not a very good thing to put on a headstone! LOL.

On the contrary M2T, I think it's fairly appropriate.

Look, I was just trying to keep the story going. Obviously my enforced lack of a S*x life is affecting my postings.

Isn't there anyone out there prepared to exercise there fantasies?

he said with his eye's fluttering "I can't think about things like that now It'll go limp"

"oh" I said "I understand completely, I've read somewhere that you can solve that by washing it thoroughly and standing in cold water"

"My god!!" he said, desire shining in his eyes,
"is there anything you don't have knowledge of?"

"yes. The hands of a blacksmith..."

So wash them and place them here

"Where?" ...she asks eagerly.

"Just either side of my ...... "

"Your what?"... she says with her halo shining.

come closer and i'll show you

as he came closer her halo just feel right of and......

It fell off as well

and as it fell off, it knocked the pc and on flashed mumsnet.com...

"oh God, the children are home"

"We have children??????"

can't you tell look at these stretch marks.I know though you can't see past my sexy knicks and matching bra.I have been working out my pelvic floor too.

I have been using those cones

The ones you found on the M1?

Yes, after the twins were born I had to start with the largest size.

But enough of talking........