It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny

[Baba]

It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny;

sit on my face pleasseeee

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The end?

quick, grab my epipen, I'm allergic to bavarian cream

Okay my love...so she...

Oh dear... it's like one of those books where you can choose a different ending!

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oral sex

But then she remembered his life insurance policy

And thought about that holiday she'd dreamt of, that house in the Cotswalds.... and left him to....

gasp
while she was thinking of retail therapy

The end?

Hardly the end.
Up the duff.
More of a whole new beginning...

and then the crying of dd1 and dd1 together brought her back to reality. Had it all been a dream? she was terribly confused.

dear me girls...just caught up withe this thread after a day at work!!!!!!

No...No...it wasn't a dream...my panties are still wet with urine...I better change and make tea now....and then...a rap at the door, could it be him? That bastard that ran off after his premature climax? But no, no it wasn't him, it was HIM, another HIM...and I soon noticed his pulsating trouser pocket, was that for....

me do you think,I was getting wet just thinking about it then suddenly............

it dawned on me. It was the neighbour returning dd's hampster that he had borrowed last night.

"Listen"
she said,
"if you like furry things come and play with this"
so he began to undo.....

the tiny pearl buttons attatching the faux fur lining to her cashmere sweater...

as he caressed her mocha coloured skin there was a sudden.....

As her pearl button sprang from her blouse..he reached down between her breasts and...

found a piece of rice cake stuck in her cleavage

and a remote control hiding in her flab....