It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny

[Baba]

It was late; my stockings had laddered and I was feeling horny;

But the Mars Bar had been sitting for weeks and was fousty! Devastated, she walked up to the IT geek and.....

What have you done with those fun sized choc bars for the kiddies on Halloween? I'm desperate.......'

never mind treats I have a trick for you in my trousers

don't ask how, but i have just found this thread!
eventually managed to post to it after getting ds back to sleep as i woke him up from laughing out loud and crying at it!

LOL I was on holiday for this thread and it's the first time I've seen it - how brilliant, who will start another?

you countess go on

yes...i dare you!!!!!
god - how much longer can i spin out this 'i need to do work on the computer tonight' story to dh for,....?

Can't tonight have to go to bed and want to be involved!!! Maybe tomorrow...

we will be here!!

we will be here!!

we will be here!!

oooohps!
got a bit over excited then didnt i!!?!?!?

What is that odd looking stain?
And why does it look like a bat?

It IS a bat... You've found me out!!!
Bats are my FETISH!

HELP ME FIGHT MY FETISH!

collapses hysterical on the floor

NO! NO!
Don't fight it, let us go together to the dark side...

I dont want to go to the dark side, she groaned

I prefer the lights on

is that a match in your pocket or are you pleased to see me, she purred

"Why do you say a match?" he enquired. "Do you think I am hot?"

'I certainly do' she whispered as she flicked the switch to the...

...juicer. Fancy a carrot juice, she asked? or something more fruity?... I'll let you..

...squeeze my fruit if you really want to....

decide.

"I fancy those lovely ripe melons instead"he replied

With a heavy sigh, he reached for the melons....

... and rubbed his hands over them gently....

Should I wash them first? he wondered