Brand names you never heard of - Saint moritz self tan?

[SuSylvester]

ok so poundlands equiv of saint tropez is saint moritz

what would be their take on other brand names?

Tenby dinnerware

Cit cream cleaner

See I missed a chance to offer Silly Hansen nail products

Golden Gordons cereal

!phone

LOL at Silly Hansen!

Malt and Brown toiletries

i LOVE my threads

PearMac

Head and Elbows shampoo

bolex watches lol

Scamp coffee

Shortbeard fingers

(Hairy) Trucker bars.

rofl at shortbeard

shiter life

fruit shot!
one for us mumsnetters!

i use saint moritz!

Cloudy Delight
Seaman's Friends
Parmite

Fishermans Fiends

BO, is it any good?

A tin of spewed beef

Dodgy Jammies

porn beef

hairdresser recommended it. it is ok if you just want to look healthy but hairdresser oded and ended up looking like she had some pigmentation issue

Ill Ham (It's not cured - geddit?)