Brand names you never heard of - Saint moritz self tan?

[SuSylvester]

ok so poundlands equiv of saint tropez is saint moritz

what would be their take on other brand names?

Four finger FitFats.

Gone West tuna.

Hadesladies Mayonnaise.

arf at pigmentation issue BO

creme de la merde

Harry Lauder make up.

I was going to go for Fred West Tuna, but thought it may be in bad taste . Yours is much better

Eve Vom cleanser.

Jizz Earle Spit and Polish.

Arf, Bitter...

Mouldy Brown handwash

There is such a thing as Burger Queen. I saw their stall on a Gay Pride march.

Hellnet

hairspray

wagon whorls

snort @ mouldy brown

PigPen toiletries.

Shadylave.

Jizz Earle made me laugh out loud!

I so wish my brain was working - it's been on a go slow all day.

I'll think of loads when I'm in bed, you watch!

lol

KenDodd coffee

cream of tomato soap

Glade Arseole refill

New Brent Cross soup

Naive Smoothies

Persmell washign powder

did you knwo persil means parsely in FOrrin?

lol bobbie

gaffa cakes

Hairylea triangles

peanut n&n's