Brand names you never heard of - Saint moritz self tan?

[SuSylvester]

ok so poundlands equiv of saint tropez is saint moritz

what would be their take on other brand names?

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Touch o' eclat

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

See ya's cereal (oh, I love those little o's). Or maybe, Asbo's

[Slimcea]

was lOLLing about HElix catfud in shower.

also the south african brand version - "relix"

[GetOrfMoiLand]

I woke up at quarter to 6 this morning giggling away at Freak Peans. DP asked me whsat I was laughing at - when I said Frea Peans he just looked at me in utter confusion.

I am now at work lolling at File - O - Facts .

Lol but I can't think of any.

Red Cow energy drink
Carmecks lip balm
Lucy Tubes lip gloss
Schlepps lemonade
Kryptons iced tea

Oh whyohwhy are mine not as funny as all the rest

[WorkshyLardyGutbucket]

chocolate mingers?

[WorkshyLardyGutbucket]

Not exactly a funny one, but I notice my boss has 3 boxes of Rhino Spray on his desk! Do you think I should be worried?

[WorkshyLardyGutbucket]

Bird's Triffid
Nestle's Condescending Milk
Insainsbury
Bream topping

[FalafelAtYourFeet]

Just seen a real one on the Poundland website: 'Kilkoff' cough syrup

[TrillianAstra]

Really unhelpfully I googled 'poundland rebranded' and it just brought me back here. Surely the internet should have a list?

[whomovedmychocolate]

Pumpers nappies

[AlaskaNebraska]

lol
did htat take THREE Months to htink of?

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

I want to know this ain't in classics, tis v funny

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

I want to know WHY this ain't in classics

[AlaskaNebraska]

do you still want to know?

[PansAndNoodles]

Ooh just seen this..

Poundland's (again) version of Cilit Bang - which is a bad enough name anyway - but theirs was Sonic Boom.

[Lulumaam]

have just re -read as I saw St MOritz in two shops today..

this is a classic..! Freak Peens.. I was weak WEAAAAK

[oiteach]

Hairy liquid

freak peens has finished me off.

[whomovedmychocolate]

It took three months because I found it when looking for something else and it made me spill my morning coffee laughing! So !

After sevens

Ness coffee

PG Dips

[whomovedmychocolate]

And in the pharma aisle

Anupole

Chums condoms

Purex condoms

Benekil hay fever relief

Anagin (headache and hangover relief)

[Iwasthefourthwiseman]

Just been linked from another thread & wanted to add mine:

Not Nice Biscuits
I can't believe it's not margarine
Unsure deodorant

[beachholiday]

Toilet Chicken.

[AlaskaNebraska]

HERE! this was never even IN classics

[AnneUulmelmahay]

I KNOW!

[NoelHeadbands]

[cod]

Pseudocreme for the aspirational toddler