Brand names you never heard of - Saint moritz self tan?

[SuSylvester]

ok so poundlands equiv of saint tropez is saint moritz

what would be their take on other brand names?

Touch o' eclat

See ya's cereal (oh, I love those little o's). Or maybe, Asbo's

was lOLLing about HElix catfud in shower.

also the south african brand version - "relix"

I woke up at quarter to 6 this morning giggling away at Freak Peans. DP asked me whsat I was laughing at - when I said Frea Peans he just looked at me in utter confusion.

I am now at work lolling at File - O - Facts .

Lol but I can't think of any.

Red Cow energy drink
Carmecks lip balm
Lucy Tubes lip gloss
Schlepps lemonade
Kryptons iced tea

Oh whyohwhy are mine not as funny as all the rest

chocolate mingers?

Not exactly a funny one, but I notice my boss has 3 boxes of Rhino Spray on his desk! Do you think I should be worried?

Bird's Triffid
Nestle's Condescending Milk
Insainsbury
Bream topping

Just seen a real one on the Poundland website: 'Kilkoff' cough syrup

Really unhelpfully I googled 'poundland rebranded' and it just brought me back here. Surely the internet should have a list?

Pumpers nappies

lol
did htat take THREE Months to htink of?

I want to know this ain't in classics, tis v funny

I want to know WHY this ain't in classics

do you still want to know?

Ooh just seen this..

Poundland's (again) version of Cilit Bang - which is a bad enough name anyway - but theirs was Sonic Boom.

have just re -read as I saw St MOritz in two shops today..

this is a classic..! Freak Peens.. I was weak WEAAAAK

Hairy liquid

freak peens has finished me off.

It took three months because I found it when looking for something else and it made me spill my morning coffee laughing! So !

After sevens

Ness coffee

PG Dips

And in the pharma aisle

Anupole

Chums condoms

Purex condoms

Benekil hay fever relief

Anagin (headache and hangover relief)

Just been linked from another thread & wanted to add mine:

Not Nice Biscuits
I can't believe it's not margarine
Unsure deodorant

Toilet Chicken.

HERE! this was never even IN classics

I KNOW!

Pseudocreme for the aspirational toddler