Brand names you never heard of - Saint moritz self tan?

[SuSylvester]

ok so poundlands equiv of saint tropez is saint moritz

what would be their take on other brand names?

Pud Egg

hah hah at pud egg

Twittards Coffee

Fairly Slow washing powder

Bald detergent

Verbal Essence

Cillit pow!

ELizabeth Garden Make (organic)

lol at cilit pow

tubes of Prangles

rofl at these

Sledge furniture polish.

I laughed at 'Jamie Dodgers'

am on phone to MIL trying not to larf

Calibration chocs

'K' cloth, anyone?

pratt stick glue

hah hah k cloth v good

Poop A Hoop crisps

lol! you're good at this, BoysAreLikeDogs!

Mould washing powder

Spines baked beans

I need some Stena ( see what i did there!) lady pads.. i've been ROFLing to the point DH is looking concerned

prangles !!

Shake 'n' Smack

Ogg Boots

mr Mussel sink cleaner with cartoony bivalve character

I'm on a roll

heh heh