Brand names you never heard of - Saint moritz self tan?

[SuSylvester]

ok so poundlands equiv of saint tropez is saint moritz

what would be their take on other brand names?

[PollyTechnique]

Pud Egg

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

hah hah at pud egg

[SuSylvester]

Twittards Coffee

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

Fairly Slow washing powder

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

Bald detergent

[SuSylvester]

[cocolepew]

Verbal Essence

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Cillit pow!

[SuSylvester]

ELizabeth Garden Make (organic)

[SuSylvester]

lol at cilit pow

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

tubes of Prangles

[SuSylvester]

rofl at these

[MrsMeow]

Sledge furniture polish.

I laughed at 'Jamie Dodgers'

[SuSylvester]

am on phone to MIL trying not to larf

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

Calibration chocs

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

'K' cloth, anyone?

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

pratt stick glue

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

hah hah k cloth v good

[cocolepew]

Poop A Hoop crisps

[MrsMeow]

lol! you're good at this, BoysAreLikeDogs!

Mould washing powder

Spines baked beans

[Lulumaam]

I need some Stena ( see what i did there!) lady pads.. i've been ROFLing to the point DH is looking concerned

prangles !!

[MrsMeow]

Shake 'n' Smack

[AmeliaCordelia]

Ogg Boots

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

mr Mussel sink cleaner with cartoony bivalve character

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

I'm on a roll

heh heh