Brand names you never heard of - Saint moritz self tan?

[SuSylvester]

ok so poundlands equiv of saint tropez is saint moritz

what would be their take on other brand names?

lol at xox
Runners crisps

Benson and Wedges fags

tac tic mints

maroons glaces

Bee-roll pastry

tac tic mints for hte competitor inside you

Not so smart price minge meat.

Go Cat . . . .And don't fucking come back.

NesCoffee
PG Tops

Hippy Shopper convenience stores

RedyBreak
NotSoSimple
Wheatybix

Codbury's Drinking choc

hahah

Private Birdseye's cod fingers

Not Poodle (reassuring!)
Monster Crunch
Hind's Ketchup

Palin Oven Chips (see what I did there?)

Oh... Just me still going then?

I don't get palin oven chips

oh arse now I do

Lol at this thread - Su you always do good threads (creep twat arsehole delete as appropriate)

I have just lololed at the whole thread and am going back up to read it all again.

Gnaw stock cubes
Tampox

Freak Peans

Freak Peans

Blossom Krill rose wine
Pornetto ice creams

I can't do it!

lol at shit kat!!!

verbal essence and cillit pow!

brill!

Sally Hansen Finch manicure set

Manky Ironing board