Brand names you never heard of - Saint moritz self tan?

[SuSylvester]

ok so poundlands equiv of saint tropez is saint moritz

what would be their take on other brand names?

loads of the poundland stuff with similar names is the same product, but as they've bought end of line ones on the cheap they have to rebrand them.

ah sheesh

heh st moritz is faaaaags innit

Pantone shampoo range

Calpool

Many years ago we used to drink Roverdini - was cheap martini. Took the varnish of my desk when I spilt some.

calpool
arf well done

Tampox

I used to have a list of all the "brand" stuff that had rebranded in poundland (source will remain unnamed) but I lost it when I moved

tampox
oh god!

awwwwwwww BodyFarm BodyFarmed for yooooo

nottygrotty nit comb

Frizzles crisps

holo mints

McVitus biscuits

holo mints hahahaha

Aldi (I think it was Aldi) made me laugh once when I bought an orange coloured bottle full of 'Glucosade'

(tasted just the same though!)

Twatabix
Shredded twat

Jamie Dodgers

lol

Glucosade brilliant

Rommel make up

John Smiffs beer

Shoes the chemist

Rommel mae up

Rommel London

Barista dry shampoo