Brand names you never heard of - Saint moritz self tan?

[SuSylvester]

ok so poundlands equiv of saint tropez is saint moritz

what would be their take on other brand names?

[JackandDiane]

lol at Verbal Essence

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

Still one of my fave threads.

[DosDuchas]

but still a good one!

[zipzap]

Argh. didn't look too closely until after posting to realise this a zombie thread

[zipzap]

I've just misread PansandNoodles Cilit Bang as Clit Bang which brought to mind a whole different category of products that I would have said I wouldn't have associated with Poundland apart from the fact I'm sure I saw something along those lines there recently but had the dc with me so didn't stop to look too hard

But in general - there's often articles around in places like Which or MSE etc about these names and designs and at what point do they become too similar to the product that they are emulating as to become deceptive because people pick them up thinking they are getting the famous brand but don't... It can be a very fine line!

[BadgersArse]

Body Must deoderant

[BadgersArse]

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[SauvignonBlanche]

[cod]

Pseudocreme for the aspirational toddler

[NoelHeadbands]

[AnneUulmelmahay]

I KNOW!

[AlaskaNebraska]

HERE! this was never even IN classics

[beachholiday]

Toilet Chicken.

[Iwasthefourthwiseman]

Just been linked from another thread & wanted to add mine:

Not Nice Biscuits
I can't believe it's not margarine
Unsure deodorant

[whomovedmychocolate]

And in the pharma aisle

Anupole

Chums condoms

Purex condoms

Benekil hay fever relief

Anagin (headache and hangover relief)

[whomovedmychocolate]

It took three months because I found it when looking for something else and it made me spill my morning coffee laughing! So !

After sevens

Ness coffee

PG Dips

[oiteach]

Hairy liquid

freak peens has finished me off.

[Lulumaam]

have just re -read as I saw St MOritz in two shops today..

this is a classic..! Freak Peens.. I was weak WEAAAAK

[PansAndNoodles]

Ooh just seen this..

Poundland's (again) version of Cilit Bang - which is a bad enough name anyway - but theirs was Sonic Boom.

[AlaskaNebraska]

do you still want to know?

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

I want to know WHY this ain't in classics

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

I want to know this ain't in classics, tis v funny

[AlaskaNebraska]

lol
did htat take THREE Months to htink of?

[whomovedmychocolate]

Pumpers nappies

[TrillianAstra]

Really unhelpfully I googled 'poundland rebranded' and it just brought me back here. Surely the internet should have a list?