Brand names you never heard of - Saint moritz self tan?

[SuSylvester]

ok so poundlands equiv of saint tropez is saint moritz

what would be their take on other brand names?

Rocia phones
Neils Yard

Elasticplast
Sugary Puffs
Kallogs Mornflakes

Medisod

I know not quite the theme of the thread but
I always wanted to buy something from this shop

lolo

Hawk body wash

Carte Phwoar ice cream

Gnaw stock cubes

Tigers tea

Wynks
Redox

Quite Good Noodles

Tunnocks Camel Fingers

links body wash

cathedral Cutie cheese

lol at camel

fairy milk chocolate

GoodGals pizza

id love a good gals pizza!

Potato Hedges

Aren't Bessie's yorkshires

Aunty Belles rice

lol we haev a career in marketing ahead of us

Late & Tyle sugar

xox cubes

underpass sandwiches