Brand names you never heard of - Saint moritz self tan?

[SuSylvester]

ok so poundlands equiv of saint tropez is saint moritz

what would be their take on other brand names?

me too

not harrods though

Wockys
Klub

Twigs chocolate fingers

ShitKats

Wanker butter

Popsi

there is no need to be crude

Khaki-Cola

Bora Bora orange crink

Lumbago orange drink

Tena-Laddie

Durex paint

Prick Stick

Funish d/w tablets

pub biscuits
crying cow cheese
cold comfort fabric softener

Cyndel painkillers
Fab Ease smelly stuff
Queensmil bread

make up By Perry

Bransen's pickle
Fairly liquid
Ondrex

ramblers crsps

Hat Dog sausages

Dull computers

lol

Sarsen's vinegar

saracen surely

Shuffled Steel

dagnabbit