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I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

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BitOfFun · 12/12/2009 23:55

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

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DaftApeth · 13/12/2009 22:18

Are you very clumsy, Shiney? When he was fixing the boiler, did you keep dropping things and having to bend over to pick them up?

When I was reading the bit about vegetables in all of ones orifices (orifi?), it did make me think ''that's one way of getting your 5 a day

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 22:27

Each to their own, Rollergirl. We did actually have a laugh and a nice night. I don't think any real harm was done.

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PeedOffWithNits · 13/12/2009 22:27

OMG - i have read the entire thread quietly PMSL so DH did not ask what I was laughing at!!!

I am waiting for the thread from plumbers WIFE saying "how can i find out who is the husband stealing trollope who has been sending my DH filthy texts"

shiney, you don't half attract some corkers love! - change your perfume!

MumGoneCrazy · 13/12/2009 22:32

BOF if thats the kind of thing that happens when your invited some where then you are welcome at mine anytime

I was laughing like mad reading this thread last night if i was there i would of probably pissed myself

Rollergirl1 · 13/12/2009 22:33

No, no harm done. Except she obviously can't use that plumber again. And if both Shiney and plumber have other halves then it could easily be misconstrued.

I just think threads along the lines of "look what a twat this bloke is sending me texts like this" when you are initiating said threads aren't that funny.

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 22:35

Rollergirl1 - are you married to a plumber per chance?

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 22:36

Both single, Rollergirl. And I'm sure Shiney is big and ugly enough to deal with any aftermath. But it's not your bag, that's fine, we're all different. MumGoneCrazy- it was very very funny

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MumGoneCrazy · 13/12/2009 22:39

I think the plumber stuck something up rollergirls arse and forgot to take it out again

Rollergirl1 · 13/12/2009 22:41

It's not the finding it funny. I'm always up for a laugh. I guess I just find it questionable that so much happens to one person. And so much happens. On a regular basis.

I guess I'm just an internet sceptic.

Please don't hold it against me.

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 22:44

Oh, it was very much for real, I promise. I think we probably all have a gift for the absurd, but Shiney does have a knack of re-telling it that makes it somehow ten times funnier than most people

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dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 22:44

we won't Rollergirl1 now off you pop before you start REALLY insulting both BitofFun and shiney

Rindercella · 13/12/2009 22:47

So questionable that you start a thread about it Rollergirl?

BoF, Shiney, you brightened my otherwise fairly dull day. I thank you

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 22:48

By Rollergirl1 Sun 13-Dec-09 22:41:32

'Please don't hold it against me'

I think Shiney needs to use that line

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 22:49

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AK1107 · 13/12/2009 22:49

So have you replied to his latest text yet?

Rollergirl1 · 13/12/2009 22:50

Dizzy: I don't think BoF or Shiney need you to fight their battles. That for one would be insulting.

And I think I contain myself, but thanks for trying.

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 22:52

I think you're missing the whole point of MN Rollergirl1 but then again, as BoF said earlier its no everyone's bag and thats fine. Maybe you'd prefer Netmums, I believe they're all totally genuine over there an no smutty texts in sight

Rollergirl1 · 13/12/2009 22:55

shineyforehead: No, I don't know you. And you don't know me. And you don't know your plumber either. Hey, he serviced your boiler twice and now the whole of mumsnet thinks he's a cock cos you decided to lead him on by text and make him look like a twat.

Yaaay.

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 22:57

It's not really a battle- we just have different views. I'm ok with that. I take it you don't have a nutter-magnet then, Rollergirl? Ah, to be so lucky...

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RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 22:58

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miamla · 13/12/2009 22:59

well i thought it was very amusing!

rollergirl... chill, really, it was a laugh, hasn't hurt anyone nor their wife

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 23:00

seriously Rollergirl1 - we get it, you have better morales than us and no time for childish talk on a Friday night - consider us duely reprimanded

no, actually, why not start a whole seperate thread about it just incase anyone hasn't seen your opinion on here as that's just charming and right in the spirit of MN

lovely to have you onboard, you're just what MN has been missing

Rollergirl1 · 13/12/2009 23:01

BitOfFun: I do and I will and have laughed at the very same scenarios as this. I guess it's just that i feel like it's kind of a "lead this poor fucker on cos will be funny for mumsnet" type scenario.

But hey, i don't really feel that strongly about it. He's a plumber, i'm sure he's had worse.

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 23:02

Or even Sat night dizz

Hide the thread RollerGirl if you think it is in bad taste. Personally i think personal attacks are in bad taste, but each to their own eh?

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 23:03

Well, he doesn't know, and hasn't been identified, so I can't see the issue really.

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