I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

[BitOfFun]

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

I take it the other thread has been pulled?! I reported it but didn't hear back

cross post shiney - we know you're real

and has anyone else considered the fact he might be on some website somewhere telling them that this burd who's boiler he serviced is gagging for it!?!?!?

shiney if you start getting random tradesmen turning up at the door please don't let them in [eek]

shiney, I have no problem with someone coming on, raising concerns re the content of the thread or even questioning moralities etc etc - tis the nature of MN however I do object to the underhanded implications that someone it at it and then the starting of a whole seperate thread. thats not on.

and frankly I'm just jealous you have a young, single guy sniffing about you

tis indeed

I think she has a rather warped idea of what encouragement entails.

I'm sorry that I started another thread. It was ill-judged and unneccessary. Shiney, I didn't mean to offend you in the way I obviously did. I was a bit tipsy and obviously feeling argumentative.

So once again my apologies.

glad its all resolved now, its not big and its not clever to accuse someone of lying, but neither is encouraging dirty texts from your plummer

my only problem with this thread has been that, due to a failure of imagination, i am picturing my plumber as the texting tradesman: really unpleasant doesn't cover it...

BitOfFun, thanks so much for the whole page tip, I didn't know you could do that

thats my problem too stripey....eeeeewwwwww

I wasn't intending to call you a liar but realise that it must have come across that way.

But wasn't there an incident in Sainsburys though?

Just kidding. Thank you for accepting my apology and yes would love to move on.

I must learn to zip my mouth when drunk.

This thread was emailed around my office and i must say the ass stretching was referenced many times on the works night out last night! CLASSIC! you have made a dull office very bright!!!!!!

Just discovered this and stopped breathing after Shiney's post of Sun 13-Dec-09 01:10:53

I love the way he signed that one off with 3 kisses, as though that makes everything okay

god, it's just taken me the entire morning to read this!!
shiney.

have you heard anything else from him?

LMFAO Shiney

oops..

Brilliant! I have just sat here reading this in near hysterics.

How could this lovely, innocent thread have turned?

This kept me chuckling all Sunday. BOF and Shiney (made a terrible Freudian slip of typing BOG first time round) never change!

Coming to a cinema near you soon

He wants to meet?? Eek! How the fuck are you going to get out of this?