Things That Mumsnet Will Not Tolerate

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Not working
Being rich
Extra-marital affairs

please add to the list of things that, if mentioned in passing, are guaranteed to derail a thread.

@Williamclimbseverest Yes to reproducing before 30, but also strong opposition to reproducing after 34.

Well exactly, it's not like we're neglecting the kids so the dog can live large, but apparently getting them even a Jumbone or a £5 stocking is ridiculous.

Buying and selling babies shouldn't be tolerated anywhere, not just MN!

I would add to the existing list anything remotely 'disgusting' or 'vile'. This may include bedding more than a week old, bras worn more than once, loo brushes...it's a long list round here.

Cheeky fuckers.

Speaking to management about lazy co-workers.

Not being able to feed a family of four for three days with one roasted chicken.

Oh yes, Americanisms. How very dare anyone suggest that British English really ought to be the default when in Britain.😂😂

Yes you have four years to birth all your children anything less than 30 and youre a harlot and your children will live in poverty anything over 34 and you won't live to see them in secondary school.

Please plan your family carefully ladies

Neighbours

People
Animals
Life

Posting anything about parking without providing a diagram.

What happened to Greggs sausage rolls, Pom bears and fruit shoots? Weren’t they the forbidden trinity?

I think this covers all the bases.

Also tan leather sofas. Much derided on here once upon a time!

Affairs
Thinking about Affairs
Having any friendship that may ever in any level be too friendly and could be classed as the beginning of an affair
Emotional Affairs
Any thought whatsoever about anyone you are not married to

You must own up to all of these things, (even the thoughts) IMMEDIATELY to your ‘poor’ husband who gets an opportunity for a life free from you and your evilness.

also:
Getting a puppy, (unless you word the opening post EXACTLY right)
and
anything other than hate towards any kind of dangerous breed dogs

That I can agree on. They're absolutely hideous, They seem to have been replaced with crushed grey velvet sofas now though.

Harry and Meghan

Grey decor or any decor that was all the rage five years ago.

Basically anything that might make you happy

Old people, especially those not in retirement flats

En suite bathrooms . Why poo in your bedroom?
Never introduce your children to your new partner until you’re practically married.

I'm part of mn and I don't give a shit what any of you do or dont do, so if there's enough of us like me then we can agree that mumsnet doesn't give a shit.

Also...

• Being bothered about your birthday as an adult is ridiculous and childish
• BUT your DH not being bothered about your (or his own) birthday is abusive, LTB

People in council houses who need to have repairs done. They are all 'entitled'.

People in council houses in general.

So true! 😂

Don't forget

•being rich

•being poor

Anything outside of the "average" is unacceptable and don't forget the average is earning 150k a year. HTH