Things That Mumsnet Will Not Tolerate

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Not working
Being rich
Extra-marital affairs

please add to the list of things that, if mentioned in passing, are guaranteed to derail a thread.

Parents/siblings who are fallible humans and are annoying the OP.
They are narcissists! Go No Contact!

Haha, I call my Lush bath bomb baths my thrush baths thanks to MN, despite the fact I've never once has thrush in my adult life.

I'm a triple threat then! Dh and I are also LL's....

Likewise not being at all bothered if your Man has female friends / occasionally has a night out / owns an X-box / has a hobby (particularly running).

You're either a Cool Wife™️ or a Mug.

@FasilBalti I would LOVE to be able to have a bath at 3pm on a weekday!

Starting a thread on a topic that already has a thread on it or has been discussed several times before. Because all Mumsnetters are meant to be aware of all the threads that currently exist and have previously existed.

Oh and il add voting for Brexit and voting Conservative.

And being perfectly happy with Trump getting in.

Fabric softener. Apparently even a drop can be smelt from 15 rooms away.

Having a ‘row’ with your dh. An OP mentioned it followed by bewildered MNers not understanding that you can have a row and it can be normal.

God forbid you’re at home on a weekday while sending your OP. (Why are you home, why aren't you being productive, it’s a weekday don't ya know!)

I am actually laughing out loud at some of these. So true.

Anyone who doesn’t have a separate bedroom for every child in the family + an extra one just in case

😂

Pro-life women and men
Christians
People who think that parents calling their kids ass-holes are actually ass holes themselves

Tbf no one should tolerate Shein and Temu or any companies with that level of exploitation.

Blended families.

Expressing gender disappointment in pregnancy.

Tracking your child's phone

Porn

With a glass of wine!!! Take that MN 😂

Knowing more about your body, history and situation than the GP who has spoken to you for five minutes in your whole entire life. If you dare question their choice of treatment and ask for support getting a second opinion (everything's anxiety for women over 30), what do you think you know and you're just being difficult and you're being defensive now so of course you must get some therapy for that undiagnosed anxiety.

Same goes for health visitors, SEN specialists, teachers, social and local authority workers etc. They're all saints, have perfect impeccable judgement, received universe class training and couldn't possible ever get anything wrong.

You're not your.

Calling an ambulance. You should drive yourself or get a taxi even if your leg is hanging off.

Not throwing every spare penny of your income into a pension. You're also an imbecile if you prefer the safety of a savings account over stocks and shares.

I really wish MN wouldn't tolerate people insisting undiagnosed people have autism/ADHD.

Questioning a celebrity's social media ethics- you're clearly just jealous.

Being disabled