Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

Oh, class! I have no idea what happened to the rest of that post, but that's fine to be going on with

Is that hot chocolate with spiced rum in it Helen?

It might very well be and there's a few going spare after those multiple posts - you want one?

ww

I always like to post this one - look at my favourites all lined up

Mmmmmm....I dunno why but...I really fancy some hot chocolate with spiced rum in it...

I wonder if it's the judge.

Mmmmmm yummie

Ho ho ho

Morning all

Sorry for awollness. Been busy with my boys. Off to Sydney tomorrow for a few days now.

Sorry for all poorly coughers. Lots of water to drink and steamy showers .

All sunny and lovely here. Doesn't feel Christmasy at all. Weird.

Oh and oooooooooh about Fancy's date. Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car?

Excellent new thread Fancy!

at the idea of me anything discreetly - especially videoing something on my phone

Enjoy the second part Wicked

Hope you're having the most wonderful time Comtess

Will catch up properly later. Just watching Sports Personality of the Year. Having a little cry at some of the stories.

Comtess!! Nice to see you again!

Ok, so not the judge then

Nooooooooooooo!!!!

Evening - have downloaded SPOTY to watch whilst ironing. Mostly to watch the Olympics recap so I can get over-emotional & blub at all the medals

comtess! Glad you're enjoying having all your boys back together, hope the different climate isn't too confusing when it comes to the festivities. My date? Well no enormous muscly thighs, but he does have very talented hands . Am seeing him again tomorrow.

Blimey

Well, that was quite a depressing story.

This on the other hand is hilarious

That is fabulous ww

at Seasons Greetings.

I think I may have written all the cards that need to be posted now. And scribbled a very brief annual update in those that needed one. Have just remembered we still need two cards for neighbours though. Ho hum....

I can do the cards tomorrow. Right now, the hayloft is calling me.... night all.