Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

Night helen

Alright?
Hello comtesse
I've got the humidifier on as we speak!
I shall have a drink and check on ds2
Have a good day all x

Morning wenches.

Loved Seasons Greetings

Badderz

There was something else I was going to say but I've forgotten it

Have great days all x

It is a bit depressing wicked but THE TOWEL, you know?

There's another agatha christie on this christmas isnt there. Ooooh. Love the christmas shows. Specifically, I cant wait for Doctor Who, Sherlock and Screenburn. And all the Elementary Im going to download.

comtesse glad youre all having a fabulous time. What does ds1 think of oz?

I would also like to hear a little more about fancys new fancyman but I know shes the soul of discretion. The hands sound very good though.

Ds has a playdate today so Im going to finish chucking crap in the loft and decorating the house with tinsel which will then fall down. Woooo! I fuckin love not working!!!!

Oh another agatha Christie?
Excellent.
I'm off to the Dr in a bit....you see!? I DO listen!

Morning. Am parcelling up stuff to post out to people, then need to take DS to Holiday activity 1/4

comtess - hope you have a lovely time in Sydney. Please check your tree carefully when you get home

Good luck Bads.

He really has the most perfect body, I have taped the show so might watch it again

Morning wenches

Depressing? Well yes it was depressing that the towel stayed put

fancyman? Very clever madame . Well as you say, I am the soul of discretion & being a very demure laydee, I'm not sure what there is to tell Let me see..... he doesn't drink coffee. There, that's a nice safe fact........ erm, maybe not...........

and drugs for the illing brigade

Well, that's what I meant Fancy

Oooh fancy! Tell me more, tell me more....
Helen
I've got a ruddy chest infection
So I'm on abx and another med to protect my stomach (one of the many downsides of being allergic to penicillin is they have to give you nasties instead)
No prosecco for me this Xmas
Sigh

Afternoon. Where does the day go? I've done sod all this morning.

ELK!!! Where have you been and what have you been up to?

Demure laydee Fancy??? Yeah right.

Yay for the antibiotics Bads (I'm allergic to penicillin too) but boo for the lack of prosecco.

Well I had a better night, but have still been coughing badly this morning. We're going to the golf club do tonight, and I'm terrified of having one of those awful throat tickles and having to run off.

Elky!!

Apes...I keep wetting myself. Lavishly.
I am coughing up gunk also, so not very attractive
Dc bickering and driving me mad

Oh dear. That's something else I'm worried about tonight Bads, am going to wear a pad if I can find one. If we had any lurkers they'll all be gone now.

I am watching the Victoria wood special on iplayer
What a talent she was

Question;
Ds2 has had a temp for 4 days now
Is eating and sleeping ok
Says if longer than 5 days you should go to the dr....
Wwyd?

Apes

Elk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Badders I'd make an appointment for later this week on the basis of it being Christmas and you don't want him to get worse over Xmas, but I wouldn't worry overly if he was fine in himself.

Fancy have you been on your date yet?

I think i may now have maxed out my credit card bought all the xmas pressies that I needed to buy...

Hmmm
That's my thinking too Helen

I twitched again today and got a cardboard vr headset for ds1

Evening wenches.

ELLLLLLLLK!!!!!

Hope DS2 improves Badderz.

Pleased you had a better night's sleep Apricot. Hope your cough has pissed off and you have a lovely time tonight.

Arf at FancyMan

I agree with watching ATTWN again Wicked. You might have missed an important plot point.

Ah yes, that was my thinking Letus, the plot is very important, I don't want to miss anything

This is very true!

wenches of course are famous for being keen on plot

Love the cat picture - very true!

Epic tantrums from DS2 tonight FFS. He's finally almost asleep but he's going through one of his phases (did it a few months ago) where regardless of what he's been up to during the day and whatever time he goes to bed, he insists he's not tired and that he's not going to sleep. This time it's been going on for over a week and he's usually not going to sleep until between 9.45 and 10, sometimes later. It was 22.45 one night last week. He's getting up alright in the mornings, but I think it's all catching up with him again. Sigh.