Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

Well I'm back from my date now helen & very nice it was too. We didn't quite make it to the cultural attraction owing to erm......, circumstances but we did go out for dinner.

letus, god it's tedious when they play the 'but I'm not tired card'

Hope the drugs get working soon & you're all feeling better.

elk!!!!!!! Good to see you - how the devil are you?

Fancy you saucepot!

I think we all know that's not going to work Fancy

All things chez Elk are tickety boo thanks, we're all dahn sahf at present visiting lovely friends that recently had twins, MrElk is under strict instructions to not say "tired" if they happen to ask him how he's doing (he will always say that if you ask him)

Managed to do my last bits of xmas shopping today - hurrah, now for the mammoth wrapping sesh...I did have an anxiety dream the other night where it was about 2am xmas morning and we hadn't started it, I woke up in a proper cold sweat

I thought i'd add a leather clad, hot, bearded fucker to my christmas list again, rather that than smellies...what have you lot asked santa for?

Squeee at twins!

Dear Santa,
I've made a list
I've checked and added to it more than twice
I want them to find out how I can be naughty and nice
HBFs are coming to my towwwwwwwwn

Night wenches x

Night LetUs - re. DS2 being s stroppy git.

Elk - I'm with LetUs on the Xmas list front (other than that, it's basically chocolate).

Fancy - circumstances you say?

your Christmas nightmare is pretty close to my Christmas reality every year elk

My Christmas list has been a work in progress all year & goes something like this :
Aramis
Santi
Dog
Trev
Vronsky
Father Vega
Lancelot
Aidan Turner
Faf Zaf
Sniper Tim
Armie as Kuryakin
Jonnie Peacock
Eric Cantona

is it starting to look familiar yet?

Yep helen circumstances by which I mean a previously mentioned very long & very dry spell

Morning wenches.

That's as far as my brain has got this morning.

Thanks for the sympathy re DS2.

Thoughtful, LetUs that's what you are. Considerate to a fault The way you take DS to Marvel Films, and download stuff for DH to watch. You are a paragon of smut virtue.

I am going to be late.

I don't care.

(I probably won't be late, because I don't have to drop anyone on route to BoringOfficeJob)

I may well need red bull though was up a bit late finishing off pressies...

Snogs to all wenches... through a haz mat suit where applicable.

Morning
My brain feels like yours today *letus8 & I have work today - boo!

You are very thoughtful downloading U.N.C.L.E for your DH, I think he will really enjoy the film. A truly selfless act

Mmm ..... look at the leaning in that pic helen

Oh I'm so sorry you didn't get to the cultural attractions last night Fancy. You must be mortified! What circumstances was it that got in the way? Hooe ut doesn't happen again.

Dc off to pils today
I've got a couple of errands to run then back to bed for me
Hope apes got on ok last night?
I watched the spooks film Last night - bit pants but lots of kit harington shooting people and running about/jumping through windows

Morning.

Sorry about DS1's tantrums LetUs, they do go through these phases.

Hope Fancy enjoyed her circumstances.

Everything was fine last night, the precautions I took weren't necessary, thank God. I hardly coughed, but made up for it when we got home.

So, DGS fell over yesterday and while we were out enjoying ourselves, DD and her hubby were sitting in A&E. I didn't know about it until this morning. It seems he has soft tissue damage to his elbow and as a precaution they've put his whole arm in a cast. He has to go back tomorrow for assessment. DD's worried he won't be able to open his pressies. He's with us today, so lots of tlc.

I've got the dentist this afternoon.

Oh! Poor dgs apes! I bet he will love all the tlc today
circumstamces!? What!? What!?
Dh is coming home from work for an hour to help me with my errands
Then rest of the day will be in bed I think
Glad the precautioms weren't needed apes
I might buy myself a treat for lunch

Oh no apes, poor dgs! How crappy, right before christmas. Hope the cast doesn't have to stay on long...But glad last night went well with mininal coughing.

fancy wooooo!!!!!! Yay for fancyman and his talented, ahem, hands! and not drinking coffee bads I think basically it means she got laid

HELLO ELK LOVELY TO SEE YOU!

Me and ds are doing final christmas buying of necessary stuff inc a new xmas tree stand cos the bloody tree fell over. Oh and Blu Tac must make a feckin fortune at this time of year. Does anyone have any I can borrow? Not one fucking shop has any left in stock round here.

Going to see a big London show with ds and my mum tomorrow. Hurrah!

Oh, my Christmas DVD's arrived. I will spend most of Christmas watching them while eating salt and vinegar crisps and drinking wine

My vadge would be a great location for an Indiana Jones movie, lots of cobwebs etc

And golden aztec statues?

Well duh!

I want to watch Indiana Jones now. But Im watching Star Wars instead.

Would you like to watch Raiders of the lost vadge?

Hehehehehehe

Just watched Cinderella - nice bulge mr madden!!
Now watching the commitments