Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

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Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

at the thought of an engineer visiting Wicked to help solve her IT problem. "Hmm this cable looks like it's been chewed. Do you have any pets?" "Errrr no. These are actually just very tiny people in cat costumes".

I think the only way MrApricot can carry on being wonderful and whizzy at DIY is to wrap him in bubble wrap. Also imagine the fun of popping it. Win win

That's working very nicely Helen. He mentioned the word "blowing" earlier. I really hope he wasn't talking about candles

MrApes is my hero

Letus

Mr Apes has also get very good magnetic ability for attracting a certain HBF and making him think we're harmless

I did Laser Quest once (years ago) and loved it - the first game I pretty much won, the second game I barely got a shot off because I kept getting shot. But it was still fun and not just because a HBF helped me into the laser backpack thingy and I unexpectedly got off with a FWB afterwards, though not the HBF one who never got past the F stage, much to my chagrain

We're sherlocking tonight. Not sure if this is a good plan, my brain fels like mush and I want and early night..

Still... laters....

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh Sherlock was good!
Hayloft now though.

Wasn't it though Helen?!

Also off to the hayloft. Paella's getting something special tonight

Night wenches x

Morning wenches.

DS2 back to school today too. Feels like he's been off for about six months.

It's getting a bit breezy here. Hate windy weather.

Have fab days wenches

Morning wenches, catching up from yesterday:

Loving the tech problems stories

I did have fun thanks ww

Hope letus enjoyed Paella's b'day.

Maybe tell him LQ is a possibility in the future madame? He may have whittled down his guest list by then and I think it will be even more popular then amongst the guests,

My dad isn't very handy, but he did work in a lab - our garage contained an interesting array of useful solvents

Right, must get moving, I need to go to the market. Laters

Morning!
Ds2 came in to my bedroom this morning and woke me at 7.55am 😳
So I'm going to feel like I'm on catch up all day now.....gah
Been shopping, just off to work...
Sadly my colleague cant do 5 days anymore
but I'm still going to ask
It's cold here today ❄️
Laters

Where is every wench?

Evening wenches.

Work can do one. It's getting in the way of wenching!

When are you going to ask about reduced days Badderz? Hope they go for it and it's helpful to you.

Am watching The Crystal Maze with DS2

I'm going to try and ask this week if I can.
My manager has been off but should be back tomorrow.
Dh is off out with a client tonight and I feel so so rubbish...hoping the kids can entertain themselves tonight 😞😞
Might have a bed morning tomorrow after school run!!

Hello all.

No DIY or tech incidents to report.

Badders I feel rubbish too. I'm so tired, I've done sod all today and I still feel exhausted. Perhaps it's just the time of the year.

Going to try Silent Witness again tonight. We both went to sleep watching it last night.

Ugh sorry to hear that apes.
I have puss on one of my tonsils and a weird sinus thing going on which makes me feel like a horse is stood on my face.
Dh has gone out, ds1s pe kit in wash, dishwasher on, both kids have a shower tomorrow as I just cannot be arsed.
I'm due on tomorrow too which adds to my feeling of woe
I also nearly choked earlier on a biscuit obv
Ds2 has done his reading so I don't feel so much the terrible parent this evening 😖

Evening wenches. Tired meatball here.

Oh wenches - c'mere

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

Someone me had left a tissue in a pocket of something that's just been in the washing machine. A dark wash. Bollocks.

Yum

Yum

Mmmm

Phwoar

Musketeers!