Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

Madame, you get Harrison Ford either way (if you're watching the right film, anyway. Sorry to hear your tree was poorly though.

Apricot whole arm cast as a precaution 'king hell! Lets hope he doesn't lamp anything/one on accident when he turns around then. Glad you had a good night out though.

I forgot how much I love this film

Oh you mean this one Bads

Yes
Yes I do

Isn't that a bit too bulgy for a children's movie?

And he's too clean

Yeah...I need the stubble and sweat and dirt

Apparently you can be a potty trainer consultant and charge 2000$

He looks like a ballet dancer.

I know Madame, it's also in a sling so he can't do much with it. We're hoping they will take it off tomorrow.......

Potty trainer consultant??? What's the world coming to?

He looks like he's smuggled an orange down there.

helen true but I wanted Indiana Jones Harrison. He gets really grubby. Oh yes.

Dp is now dealing with the tree. To avoid us yelling at each other about it Im bathing ds.

Sorry, Helen.

I don't think it's an orange
I think it's a massive cock

I'm now watching I like candy

Evening wenches.

Lots of healing wishes for DGS Apricot

I have RBNR I'm afraid. Have only just got in and sat down. Went to a music concert at DS1's school straight from work where I may have stared a bit at one of DS1's teachers who I can definitely say is an HBF, got in, put a wash on, emptied the dishwasher, and done the dishes. Am hungry.

Love the Cinderella film but mainly for the clothes and in particular her wedding dress at the end.

Bads

A round orange sized cock?

Very athletic legs....

Evening wenches.
I don't know, I go to work & when I get back it's all cock talk in here

Very enjoyable thanks apricot . Poor DGS, hope he's been ok today & enjoyed your tlc

Blu tac? There is never any in this house. I swear my DC eat it FFS.
A show? Lovely, which one are you going to see?

ww. And Indiana Jones, yum! Especially when he's all grubby & sweaty & roughed up

@ hot teacher letus - are all the hot young men up near you or something?

How about The vadge of doom

It does sound a bit ominous though ww - don't want to scare any hbfs away

Oh FFActual Sake. MN ate my post.

I really can't be arsed typing it all again. But I'm mostly doing my tax return rather than tidying. Because I hate tidying that much.

Blimey that is bad helen

Does this help?

Not in the slightest fancy.... unless he's going to log into HMRC and dooooo iiiiiiiiittttttt for me? (I suspect that Athos will only have a sketchy grasp on the basics of taxation, and none-whatsoever of online tax returns - I'd best do it myself)

He can be my reward afterwards.

On second thoughts, it's nearly 11pm. I'll do Athos just now my tax return another day.

Night all.

PS - agree with Fancy re. Wicked's alarming remakes of Indiana Jones films. Titles are too scary.

Indiana Jones & the Lust Crusade?
Indiana Jones & the Temple of Drool?

Night helen