Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

Thanks elky.
Nice thread - and only one! 😀
I have heard on the Twitter grapevine that the new transformers film has got King Arthur and Merlin in it!

Beautiful op, Elk so poetic.

I try

Right, have finished off the old thread with help from Minty

How are we all?

I've just realised I'm boiling a pan dry - erk!

Damn was trying to beat you to it with this Helen FMUselessSteamPowerediPhoto

Where was I?

Oh yes - So, Apricot posted the link to Ten Things You Should Know About Strike:

1. His favourite pub: The Tottenham on Tottenham Court Road: ‘a serene Victorian atmosphere of gleaming, scrolled dark wood and brass fittings’.

1. His favourite beer: Doom Bar: ‘the Cornish beer tasted of home, peace and long-gone security’.

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Looks like the Burketeers are missing a trick with their fundraising Tea Party - it should clearly be an alcoholic binge at The Tottenham.

That's gorgeous Elk

Big poop re the job Badderz.

Excellent new thread Elk!

Hope everywench is well 😘

Will be watching Bake Off shortly. DS2 is very excited

I'll be staring at this picture and will be very happy

Lovely new thread Elk

Yum

ta Minty at slightly very slashy overtones of pic - inserts self into pic instead of Dog.

Oh yes - def. poop re. Baddersesez job.

Yum

Thanks for the new thread Elk. Lovely pic.

Yummity

Yum

Klaxon Team Tom

Yum yum yummity yum indeed Cinn.

New moon tonight is it?

I luffs Wallace and Gromit

Now stop distracting me you lot, I need to work!

Thanks for the link Cinn

Hello! Ace new thread elk.

Have rbnr. anne and miniannes not long gone. Everyone totally knackered out but iagw.

Look, me and anne found an aramis's arquebus. We were suitably impressed at the size of his weapon.

Evening wenches , have been mum-cabbing & now am settled in with the Vuelta & a large ironing pile. No rest for the wicked, or so my granny used to say. But I've been pretty good today, so what the fuck she was talking about I don't know

Lovely new thread elk, thank you

madame could you open your mouth any wider?

Am having rewatch of Episode Sex six whilst working, of course.

"By dusk, Athos and his friends will be dead"
..... er.... or not.

Oooh - topless Aramis (thinks of TeamA)