Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

I always wanted a Chesterfield. In front of the log burner, next to the bookshelves.

Badders - should we rescue you with a sackbarrow?

Apricot wenches are always up for being taken the wrong way are they? #ObligatoryDouble-Entendre/SmuttyComment

Anyone fancy doing the next thread?

Ooof
Nice to see you elk

Any chance of any historical literature porn anytime soon author porn wenches?

inspire me Wicked

That gif you sent me was quite inspiring

Nooooooo Helen.

Hello Elk.

Evening wenches.

Didn't get chance to go out to Boots but have some Imodium. Shekxsy me.

And totally agree Badderz that Selasi was robbed.

And now I have to take DS1 to sportingactivity

Nope - Elk has vanished off with Athos....

Fecking typical. HBI was there, looking H and B(ish). I had to leave early as I felt sick and then DH went and picked DS up later. Feeling a bit better now.

I found Athos. He looks rather tired and rather dishevelled for some reason.

Oh lovely - thanks LetUs re feeling rough though...

There we go, he's got cleaned up and is bringing Aramis along for you - it is Friday after all. Honest. It really is this time and you did say you were feeling a bit better now....

God I love how AramiSanti looks in that picture (every picture TBH)

Off to the chateau where I think we'll keep things low key tonight though

Night wenches x

Night LetUs

Twitter update for TeamTom - The Visa Affair is going to be on Radio 3 starting Sunday 9th October, 9.00pm-10.15pm

NEW THREAD NEW THRAD NEW THREAD

Evening. Am knackered. It's been the House of Teens here this evening with additional cabbing duties & a sprinkling of agony aunting. Don't care if that's not a word. Am now sat relaxing with FancyCat & watching ToTP 1982. Dear god the charts were shit then , although it's all strangely compelling & Yazoo were on - I do love Alison Moyet's voice.

Speaking of things I love

Morning all.

Hope all wenches have a lovely day. Raining here. Want to go back to the hayloft.

Laters....

Morning you can keep the rain thanks helen. Unless it arrives with this man under it

Morning wenches.

Knackered also. Spent most of the night being sick because of those stupid fecking antibiotics. Have decided to stop taking them, which has been confirmed by dental surgery. Have to go back to get more though on Monday so have to decide whether to use a day's leave, take a day sick and lose more bonus, or go in, then head back for appointment, and then go back to work. FFS. Woe etc.

Have fab days wenches.

Oh LetUs, poor you. I'd send you but you might not keep it down.

DS wants me to watch him doing coding

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letUs poor you

Apes you truly are a marvel 😘

Helen - been there too so I feel your pain

Sitting in the car park at Decathlon having bought yet more stuff for DS1 and we're not done yet

Now we are in homework hell