Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

Well
I'm still alive letus but the hbf had to do chest massage to make sure

Good idea letus

Badders that's what hbfs are for!

GBSO?

Isn't AT Irish?

Bollocks, bold fail

He is indeed cinn!

The AT thing is weird - I only really like him as a dwarf or a vampire
What can I say?
My tastes are a bit "niche"

I'm even more niche, I only like him as a dwarf

Wicked...
Threesome?

Evening wenches, am relaxing with FancyCat (the cats miss me when I'm at work more than the DC do ) & awaiting helen &elk's report later this evening

Hope you find out a way to watch the play ww

• good to up the Team A presence in here
  @ Chateau Fancy - there would need to be a saucepan on the label & it would be a somewhat fruity number

Excellent wenching comtess - you've barely been there 5 minutes & you're finding out your new neighbours' obsessions interests & inducing the local youth to illegally facilitate your own perving

Poldark feeding you cake. Then shagging you senseless on the kitchen table I think I need to take a moment. Make that several moments........

Cinn - Red tagged her post with "i know aidan is irish but ross poldark is british enough for the purposes of this joke” so no yellow card needed and you're in no danger of being sent off . I never notice anything yellow or red card worthy. I think my brain cells are deteriorating at a rate of knots.

I'll take AT in anything preferably me, vampire, dwarf, artist, Poldark, Philip Lombard, Pan complete with horns... I'm really not that fussy. How surprising said no wench ever.

Been reading Silkworm whilst DS1 was at sportingactivity. Bloody brilliant so far.

It's off to the chateau with Aramis for me. I've got the BSOS and the blindfold

Night wenches x

Hi fancy. Glad to oblige by upping team A presence. You never know, one day may get a go of him.... (as opposed to just Santi dressed as Aramis)

La la la AT is Irish. Was really the shirt off part I was interested in, not the GB bit. A Chilean shirt off, for instance, would also be very acceptable.

Night letus

Good point morelike - the shirt off aspect is the key part If we really wanted to stretch a point it could be the Great British (Isles) Shirt Off, that way we can squeeze Ireland in?

That works for me fancy!

We're nothing if not easy, erm easy going & flexible in here morelike

Hello!

Hope helen and elk had a great time at the play and at chateau fancy.

I've almost finished Cormorant Book 1 it is BRILLIANT. Unputdownable. gave myself a migraine reading it too fast

I just read the bit where he shags a supermodel but sadly it's all just implied, though a TAXI is involved!

Struggling to imagine Tom in the role as I read tbh, cos he really is physically nothing like how she describes the character.

However who cares...Tom will be much easier on the eye than a giant fat pubehead and no doubt he will nail the character with his usual aplomb...

However who cares...Tom will be much easier on the eye than a giant fat pubehead and no doubt he will nail the character with his usual aplomb...

Morning everyone. It's a sunny day at Chateau Fancy & we are planning to head out for some breakfast in a bit. Probably ought to put some clothes on first.......

Did they meet Tom again???

Morning all. Play was fanstastic, so was meet-up with cinn
Comedy moment of the event was sitting gabbing in a random eatery when I gaped out the window, lost the power of speech (though apparenlty managed a highpitched "eeep!" (Elk says I squee'd)) And then repeatedly thumped elk because TB was mooching past on his way to work. Cue three wenches peering out the window in appreciative gaping-mouthed silence as he mooched past in full scruffy oblivious Burke mode.

So, yes, play was really good, really well done study of a destructive relationship and, erm, good. (Will never make a reviewer, obvs.) Elk has reminded me to say they were some hot groping/snogging scenes Yes - yes there were. Gosh. Elk says the theatre needs a rewind button so she could barge HelenMcR off stage and stick herself into said scenes (she's now being outraged "I never said that!!" Bet she was thinking it tough. Yep - she's sliding off her chair as I type! And looking a bit vacant.

Um. Play - yes, good. Had drink afterwards and eyeballed stage door (yes Cinn, you're right - it's not a very subtle exit!) from the bar. Then got a bit cold and tired, and headed for the train back to Chateau Fancy. Without getting lost

Am a bit tired though.

Loving the Aiden Turner appreciation.

Got a reply and they're not planning to show Deep Blue Sea

Oh, glad you had a good time. Arf at full scruffy oblivious Burke mode.

But did you meet him afterwards??????

So sorry WW.

Ow helen that really hurt!

Disappointingly no Tom fondling was available, I gues we'll just have to turn up to the carols en masse and surround him in a way that's not intimidating or weird at all.

OMG letus......LOOK at this travesty

Hey all.

So glad the wenches had a great time at the mini meet up. I'm only a tiny bit jealous. Scruffy, oblivious Burke mode . I wish I didn't live in the back of beyond.

Schoolmouse had a great time back at school. Mr M picked him up and the teacher gushed over him (SM not Mr M though she did go to school with Mr mouse). I've since found out the communicator thingy is a BigMack and I have to record a show and tell message for it.

In geeky news, the AC ezio trilogy is going to be released in a remastered form for Ps4.