Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

As ever, letus, we are as one 👍🏻😜❤️

I know what you mean, I like things in chronological order so it reads like a book, but I think with blogs the newest goes on top.

Our bank recently changed the order of the entries around, and it confused the hell out of me. Now I have to change it every time I look at the statement.

Badderz

Oh, just seen we've changed pages.

Yes, he's down from the tree now LetUs, although I can still hear the hedgecutter going so I don't know what he's doing.

Oh dear, I've had that with my teeth. Good luck with the antibiotics.

God.
Teeth.
Ive got to go next month. Mine are falling apart 😖 Hope the abx work letus!
Lovely blog apes. Well done you!
Oh and btw...selasi for star baker yesterday. He was fucking robbed gone RIGHT off Tom!

Glad Patty is home

Poor you Letus

Hot pe teacher isn't as hot as I remember
New maths teacher is 6 ft 7 though

Evening wenches

Fingers crossed for backs & teeth

Am mightily relieved to hear MrApricot hasn't lopped a limb off today and that Patty the Cat wasn't a dirty stop out. I'm supposed to be doing some chores but FancyCat has squeezed onto my lap, so I'm going nowhere for a bit. I'm also getting a bit warm

Evening all.

Commiserations on the not-so-hot PE teacher Badders; at the height of the maths teacher.

I have been at swimming with DS where there are NO hbfs.

Um... I AM going to have an early night tonight.

As badders had a disappointing night on the FAF front, I think some hotness is called for

Thanks fancy
Preciate it

fancy - Fnnnnnaaaaaarrrrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!

apers I think the blog is brilliant, looks really good, love the content and colourful detail about attempted muggings etc. You really are amazingly techy and impressive!

Change the title to "Stalking the musketeers" though?

Am knackered. Ds has a friend here for a sleepover. They were very good though and went to sleep well. I think.

Thank god it's thursday

Best keep the noise down then if DS has a guest, madame?

Am looking forward to reading apricot's blog later - bed time reading perhaps? Not tonight though, it's Thursday

Madame - Great minds re. 'stalking'

Right. I have been sent what looks like completely the wrong document for work and I am not going to try and figure it out tonight. I shall retire to the hayloft with Athos...

Night all.

Morning, yay Friday!

It is far too early to think of anything witty to post, so I'll just stare at the Arapics for a bit.

Morning wenches. Thanks for all the sympathy 😘

Also just going to stare at the Arapics.

The antibiotics are seem to be dealing with the infection. Unfortunately they seem to be having the traditional undesired effect on my stomach

Oh ffs.
F f actual sake.
Ds1 school is having a Macmillan coffee morning this morning. Thought id go, take mum and Bung a fiver in the pot.
Fine, right?
Except ds1 told me at 7.10 that he needed to take cakes/biscuits in.
It's empty cupboard Thursday fgs!😁
So I've managed to make some oaty biscuits with what I could forage from the cupboards.
They look like oaty cow pats 🙄😁
Forgot to take bread out for ds2s pack up.
I've woken up with the worst case of bed head I've ever had. Seriously. I look like Ken Dodd 😖

Letus...get yourself to boots and get some optibac probiotics to take with your abx x

I asked DH to buy a packet of mini-rolls for the school cake sale.

I've made brownies for the work one.

Am at Ken Dodd bed hair!

And thank you Badderz - I'll head to Boots at lunchtime.

Morning. Lovely day here.

Thanks Madame.

I did think of stalking for the title, but quickly dismissed it.

Morning all. Have also had Macmillan morning at DS school.

Apricot 'Stalking' would have been v. funny, but you know that some humourless twat out there in the big wide internet wouldn't have got the joke and would have got their knickers in a twist, esp. with the set visit part... #twittergate anyone?

I know. I had a lot of strikethroughs in it, but decided they could be taken the wrong way so took them out.

I've OD'd on cakes wenches
Go on without me....

Afternoon wenches, apols for rubbish absence. I am inundated with small children this afternoon so I took the little bleeders, I mean darlings to soft play which kept them suitably distracted for me to read from page 25 of this thread. I was going to try and write a proper post, but they are now dive bombing the chesterfield so I feel like I ought to supervise, as they're not all mine and I probably shouldn't return them broken.

Anyway, I've taken notes, so I'll be back later. Promise.
ILYA