Welcome to the TWATS 2014. Please now list your categories and nominations.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Well this is going to cause chaos and probably have no real conclusion to it but I did think that it at least deserves it's own thread.

1.) Please note, this thread is NOT for wenching in. I repeat NO WENCHING. Wenching must continues in the tavern threads only.

2.) NO DISCUSSION OF SANTIAGO AND FOOTBALL. You may nominate him but we don't need 36 pages of "OMGZ I LOVES HIM n his futbowl LOL LOL LOL!!!!111"

3.) Remember when nominating and making up categories that The Cardinal is sexier than any of the other male cast members.

1)Best use of weapon. (NO Stop that right now.)
2)Best costume
3)Best chase sequence
4)best one liner
5)best use of lusty eyes
6) best individual story line
7)female character most likely to turn a wench
8) best snog

Here's a start. I'm OUT.
Fuckers.

Woah woah woah.....shut the back door! All these calls for "let's get the TWATS written down", "if only we had the list of categories", " wouldn't it be easier if some lovely wench was to spend shitting HOURS compiling a l list of categories and nominations"

I BLOODY MADE A BLOODY LIST.........IT TOOK ME FUCKING

Erm, fram, and anyone else, welcome, do please stay and discuss categories and nominations.

Im sorry anne I really havent got time til weekend to sort this shower of shit out.

But oooh oooh suggestion: can we give "awards" to musketeers categories and "trophies" to wench caregories???? Hence TWATS! Geddit?

Great flops. Youre amazing. We all love your bongs. ok now?

Can you post the list here please?

@ 'who the fuck is fram'!
I am just a MNer that didn't realise she'd stumbled into a quiche- form the title, I thought it was going to be a 'list everyone who's pissing you off and is an ubertwat' as in "Tim Dowling, for example, is a ..."

I cottoned on it was a Muskequiche fairly quickly but was drawn in by the StarWars reference...

et, voila!

I am correct in thinking there's only been one series of musketeers?

very good. Do you think you'll stay? It gets a bit rowdy as you may have seen, but we're basically (mostly) quite pleasant.

WELL YOU CAN NOT LEAVE US NOW FRAM! And what is more, you HAVE to read all 40,000,000 previous posts.

Do you like Doctor Who Peter Capaldi? because that's all you really need to win a prize. You don't need to bother with the other characters, only Cardinal Richelieu!

PLEASE DON'T EVER LEAVE US OK?

Um, yes. but they're making a new one.... without cardinal Richelieu but we don't talk about that ok?

And there will be a test at the end of your reading. 'K?

Basically, you tell us who you would and you're in.

Ooh is this what quiche is? Are we a quiche? I've always wondered about the whole quiche thing. We're a fucking quiche aren't we??

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arp parp parp! Parp parp parp! parp parp!

Tavern Wenches Award Trophies!

Best use of a Random Prop

Porthos duel with fork
Mother S cobs brandy bombs
Aramis drops dummy baby
Cardinal strokes knee bone

Twichiest Vag Moment

Best Seductive Stare

see lurkio's vid

Best Wench Quote

"Save a pancake, toss a Musketeer" malc
" Santi is now banging away at anything that comes near him. He wants it. He wants it badly. madame

Best move with a weapon

Athos morning stretch with sword
Milady with dagger at Athos' throat
Mother S reloading pistol like a gangsta

Sexiest use of Clothing

Cardinal with swishy cloak
Athos grey billowy shirt
Aramis belt unbuckling
Dog with a bone bandage

Best Tits in Corset

Connie
Milady
Ninononon
Queenie

Worst Guest Star

Best Bromance

Aramis/Porthos 'The Injury'
Athos/Dog 'You're more like me...'

Best Shouty Scene

Athos - "YOU SLEPT WITH THE QUEEN"

Please feel free to add/amend/squabble/nitpick

Oh thank god floppers is all over this.

Right wenches try to use this ^^ format. Every time you want to add a bit, copy and paste from the last posting of the above list and add your own shit.
Eg
badwine wants to add to weapon category, she copies and pastes min, adds hers and posts. Then...
norah wants to add to worst guest star, she copies badwine's, adds her own then posts
Etc
Etc
Etc

I am genuinely LOLing at your posts!

I'm afraid it's only Aramis for me.

(as it was in Dogtanian )

If you think this is funny fram, you should see us on manouveres.

I tried all that on the other thread floppers.

you think this I bad...

That's going to be batshit once cross posting happens.

Welcome Fram, are you going to pop over the Swagger Inn where we do our real chatting?

Also Team Aramis has a rota. We are sharing and caring but you know it takes done negotiation.

Is Fram a newbie? A lurker?

Jesus. Not ANOTHER Aramis one. Well I suppose it makes a change to ATHOS ATHOS ATHOS ATHOS ATHOS. Fuck sake. ARAMIS WEARS A BUN!,

Oh hang on, Aramis in Dogtanian you say? Hell yes! Every time.