Tavern Wenches' Award and Trophies
Best use of a Random Prop
Porthos duel with fork
Mother S cobs brandy bombs
Aramis drops dummy baby
Cardinal strokes knee bone
Books at ninions
Porthos and his melon
Dog smacking Athos around the face with glove
Twichiest Vag Moment
It would be our duty and incidently our pleasure. nominated by TW
"Kneel" nominated by Mrs Beee and Apricot
"No, no, lets keep it suicidal" "shout if you need me" - The bit where he looks up from under his hat whilst strutting up the street in ep1, alley snog scene, as milady takes his pendant, he looks down and then does an extra tilt of his head All nominated by Elk
The whipping noise too. Dog and Connie against the cupboard, Richeliue with his hand on Milady's throat when for a split send he thinks about snogging her, you can see his LUSTY EYES. Porthos sliding up next to Alice all nominated by twit
Aramis in the stream with his kit off. nominated by TW for team Aramis
When Aramis is shouting at Treville about the 20 dead musketeers and he just takes it! oo er nominated by TW
When they all gallantly appeared through the smoke under the arch nominated by Malc and Sparkle
Aramis finally kisses the Queen as nominated by TW on behalf of Team Aramis who seem to have fallen into a lethargic stupor.
Best Seductive Stare
see lurkio's vid
See the real video about seductive stares
Best Wench Quote
"Save a pancake, toss a Musketeer" malc
" Santi is now banging away at anything that comes near him. He wants it. He wants it badly. madame
Cin - I like the Athos/Roger clip. I like that Tom's tone of voice and expression are screaming, "The BBC are my employers and they are making me record this clip. But the World Cup and everything football-related are utterly pointless, and I fart on them with gusto. And so does Roger".
Hannah – growlers (copywrite june 2014)
Elk – (channelling The Hooligan factory) C'mon TB, get yer no-ob out, get yer no-ob out, get yer nob out for the lads/lasses
Sparkle - Well if TB's got any input then it'll be cocks out at dawn.
Anne – on talking about not wanting to see breasts on the Musketeers should they sex it up . I have a sterling pair that I have seen a lot I dont need to see others jiggling around.”
Best move with a weapon
Athos morning stretch with sword
Milady with dagger at Athos' throat
Mother S reloading pistol like a gangsta
Athos with sword to Milady's throat
Sexiest use of Clothing
Cardinal with swishy cloak
Athos grey billowy shirt
Aramis belt unbuckling
Dog with a bone bandage
Best Tits in Corset
Connie
Milady
Ninononon
Queenie
chitty bang bang king's daughter
the one with the baby
Worst Guest Star
Vinnie
German guy who looks like the king in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
His daughter with the terrible accent.
Best Bromance
Aramis/Porthos 'The Injury'
Athos/Dog 'You're more like me...'
Treville taking part in the duel with Vinnie to spare his boys.
Athos/Aramis in the Convent - "the wanted you to become a nun?"/"If I ever complain about assignments......"
Best Shouty Scene
Athos - "YOU SLEPT WITH THE QUEEN"
Don't you care about Porthos at all?" as shouted by Aramis at Athos in Ep 3 for best shoutiest moment?
Treville to the Cardinal - "Any of my musketeers could take on any of your red guards!"
Dog shouts at the Cardinal about the loss of his farm and his need for justice.
Best fight scene/general (wench)
death by corden
flaming wild pig riding
Hannah fighting and hair pulling in Lurky's video
Best fight scene (musketeers)
Vinnie versus the masses - musketeers defend the captain
Athos taunts Dog in the Challenge to find his weakness
Convent siege
Aramis shouts at Treville about the 20 dead musketeers then punches him to the ground.
Most likely to be a real life wench
Mother S
Connie
Old Crone Tavern wench who gets drunk with Porthos on his birthday
Old Crone Tavern wench who speaks to dog (use of the communal towel is free)
Aramis' old love/nun - the one who got shot
Flea
Best King Strop/stupid saying
-Being King is So Boring
-Did she just refuse my company ?
-The King does not make mistakes, you forget yourself Cardinal
I went to Gascony once, it was full of sheep and hedges!
Best Cardinal Facial Expression
-Oh fuck Queenie heard me admit my dastardly plans
-Flirty head bob when asking Milady whose side she was on after the fight in The Challenge
-Effort is not good enough lusty eyes
his writhing in agony because he's been poisoned sex face.
Looking out of the window after he recovered from the poisoning., sunshine shining on him as he declares that he is unstoppable!
Lusty eyes
Glowering at the King flirting with German kings daughter
Many rolling of eyes and sarcastic smile at king being a twat
"Undress for me" as he licks his lips
Randiest wench
MTM for graphic descriptions of what she would do to PC! example I AM GOING TO RIDE THAT PAN HANDLE UNTIL HIS KIDNEYS BURST OUT HIS EARS!
Hannah for general services to randy descriptons and phrasing.
Comtesse for general randy shenanigans with DH and sharing with the group.
Drink for graphic depictions of PB lust
Jess for daily shirt update on her PB (no defunct)
Whoever shared a dream about giving a BJ to Dog in an alleyway.
Anne for morning BJ's and sharing with the group.
Funniest Tweet to one of the actors/production team
Hannah - Porthos: mines a large one and the one about Roger being mounted by Athos.
Letus - Roger and the long face, dogtanian and no pants (I liked it!)
Malc with her baps out, half hidden by a musketeers DVD (since deleted)
Sparkle - Santi shirt number 9 like the notches on Aramis' bed post.
TW about being excited about football but really channeling king Louis
best Athos sex face
Hannah for Athos Sex Face
Mavis for The Definitive Sex Face
Right that's that I think for now.