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Welcome to the TWATS 2014. Please now list your categories and nominations.

275 replies

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/06/2014 11:29

Well this is going to cause chaos and probably have no real conclusion to it but I did think that it at least deserves it's own thread.

1.) Please note, this thread is NOT for wenching in. I repeat NO WENCHING. Wenching must continues in the tavern threads only.

2.) NO DISCUSSION OF SANTIAGO AND FOOTBALL. You may nominate him but we don't need 36 pages of "OMGZ I LOVES HIM n his futbowl LOL LOL LOL!!!!111"

3.) Remember when nominating and making up categories that The Cardinal is sexier than any of the other male cast members.

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MadamedeChevreuse · 16/06/2014 11:26

trev, nae bother if you are not up for emailing - I will just post the text of my doc up here and you tell me what you think. (Since me and Trev are apparently the curators of the awards, and it's a good idea that somewench or two vaguely acts as a filter, or this will just be totally undoable.)

Hope this is OK with everyone.

FolknNorah · 16/06/2014 13:59

Hmmm. Odd. No fuckng nomination. Well what a surprise eh?

MadamedeChevreuse · 16/06/2014 14:07

twit if you can be arsed to trawl back, feel free to nominate yourself for a funniest wench quote / sex boast line. We're a bit short in this category due to time consuming nature of research.

FolknNorah · 16/06/2014 14:12

Best norks norah
Porthos' favourite norah
Most sexytime dreams involving musketeers norah
Wench who loves everyone the most norah
Best made up acronyms (is that right?)
ILY/A
OTH
Both by norah

FolknNorah · 16/06/2014 14:24

Best pissed up music festival norah

trevilleswench · 16/06/2014 14:44

Madame - done!

I await your response.

MadamedeChevreuse · 16/06/2014 14:53

great trev!

Erm twit there is a best tavern acronym category, but we havent been attributing them, cos tbh some of them were not invented by us. Can you find a funniest wench quote for yourself?

OK everywench we need to finalise the category nominations, cos we have too many to make this viable.

So Trev and I are going to co-edit a list of categories which we will then post here and to the main thread, with categories as FINAL but nominations still open. (Within reason - aiming for 6 nominations max per category.) Discussion / nominations can then continue on THIS thread.

If anyone is really REALLY upset by any omissions or changes, then let us know. But please bear in mind:
a) this is a nightmare
b) it wont happen if it goes on forever / we dont limit the numbers of categories.
c) if you decide to have a massive hissy fit, you do it!

Grin
trevilleswench · 16/06/2014 14:54

hee hee! here, here!

Off out, school run, back later.

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain · 16/06/2014 15:21

Well done... Madame and Trev.

LurkyLurkio · 16/06/2014 15:34

I'm a bit mixed up, do I repost

Sexiest use of clothing
Athos gets dressed and puts hat on then struts

Best use of weapon
Aramis shoots a guard, in slo-mo somersaults his pistol and clubs someone with the handle
Dog running with gun after assassination attempt on Duke of Saxony

Randiest wench
Comtess for her initial dream with TB on train which set the whole book thing off again

best tits
add Adele

Stewards enquiry - do not believe Athos saying "you slept with the queen" qualifies as shouting, instead I would agree with it in best bromance category, whole exchange with Aramis

Also - know your heads must be exploding, but we all know the voting on some will just be a pop contest/bad tempered, how about if we had

  1. a twitchiest v - comedy - fave moment per Musketeer/main cast? That can include the cardinal expression stuff, the king stuff, plus the use of clothing stuff. Then we all vote per individual so may be less of a Team thing. If people are set on it, we could then have best of the best.
  2. best bromance
  3. best Musketeer fight
  4. best random prop use 5)worst guest star
  5. randiest wench
  6. best wench quote

I'd ditch the corset tits and most likely to be wench, plus Athos sex face and tweet, as tweets can always go in best wench quote section.

Oh and I'm voting dead against any twatter outing of the awards or the tavern, fair enough someone with time in their hands can find us by joining the dots now, but would be against making it more obvious in public.

There, that's not helped at all has it :p

FolknNorah · 16/06/2014 15:45

Can anyone else see a flag by annes name?

MadamedeChevreuse · 16/06/2014 15:46

No lurky! We've closed nominations for now while we co-edit the categories list. When we've done that, we'll post it, and you can all have a big bunfight then, ok?

MadamedeChevreuse · 16/06/2014 15:46

Yes, and malcs. How do you get a little flag?

MadamedeChevreuse · 16/06/2014 20:03

Cool. trev I see no one gives a shit about our coup d'etat co-editing of the TWATS. Bwahahahahaha! You had your chance to complain, people!!!!

"Where's my 'best moody athos stare after 6pm in a dark petrol pauldron while putting his weight on his left leg' category gone??? You fucking bastards!!!!!" Etc etc.

MadamedeChevreuse · 16/06/2014 20:08

I can write absolutely what the fuck I like in here can't I.

it's like the graveyard thread.

ARAMIS IS MINE!!!!!!!

THERE IS NO ROTA!!!!!!

IT'S JUST TU Y YO CARIÑO!!!!!!!!

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QueenAnneofAustriaSpain · 16/06/2014 23:25

Whilst I appreciate the hard work here. There is a fucking rota.

I like your authoritative, No.

MadamedeChevreuse · 17/06/2014 12:52

I think the power has gone is going to my head.

Psssst!!! Team A!!! This can be our santiland SA graveyard!!! No one will ever know...

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain · 18/06/2014 14:39

Shall we discuss Santi's reactions to Chile this evening in here?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 18/06/2014 15:53

Does it say it's a football thread in the title Anne? Does it?

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QueenAnneofAustriaSpain · 18/06/2014 16:37

Rumbled.

MadamedeChevreuse · 18/06/2014 22:52

Fuck!!!!!!!!!

HannahHorvath · 22/06/2014 19:51

Oi! I'm here. Where is every fucker then?

hannah woz ere 22.06.14 [picture of ejaculating willy]

LetUsPrey · 22/06/2014 20:00

I'm partway through watching SA. I'll take SC and McAvoy in a three way ta very much.

Anyway, back to the TWATs. How is it being done?

Sparklegeek · 22/06/2014 20:26

Best Fight Scene - surely the final episode, where they roll the whole way down the street defeating the entirety of Paris??

Most Likely to be A RL Wench - Maimie after Tweeting her tits today & "riding Musketeers" comments

BTW it was me with the Dog alleyway BJ dream Blush

FolknNorah · 23/06/2014 15:53

Agreed wrt best fight