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Bloke sacked from fruit shop is taking his employers to court

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sticksnstones · 08/11/2012 14:05

Just a case of sour grapes imo

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sticksnstones · 08/11/2012 14:06

I hope he doesn't do a runner

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DappyHays · 08/11/2012 14:06

He's bananas.

sticksnstones · 08/11/2012 14:09

I think somebody has LEEKED it to the press

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GeraldineAubergine · 08/11/2012 14:10

He sounds like a right plum

OTheHugeManatee · 08/11/2012 14:10

He was a has bean anyway.

GeraldineAubergine · 08/11/2012 14:10

Has he got a court DATE yet?

CouthyMowEatingBraiiiiinz · 08/11/2012 14:11

He's going to feel like a right SPUD if he loses.

Fenton · 08/11/2012 14:12

I heard something similar to this the other day, - some poor chap was suing the owners of the muesli factory where he almost drowned, - he was dragged in by a strong currant.

sticksnstones · 08/11/2012 14:13

I think the court is in Brussels

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GeraldineAubergine · 08/11/2012 14:14

He must be some sort of nut if he thinks he can win.

Mrsrobertduvallsaysboo · 08/11/2012 14:15

Hope it gets resolved peasfully, then everyone can live appley ever after.

PropertyNightmare · 08/11/2012 14:16

I wonder if he can TURNIP to his advantage...

AdoraJingleBells · 08/11/2012 14:16

If loses he'll feel like a right lemon.

sticksnstones · 08/11/2012 14:17

I can't weight it up

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shineypeacock · 08/11/2012 14:18

Like the bloke I know, got sacked from the bumper cars, he is doing them for fun fair dismissal!

sticksnstones · 08/11/2012 14:22

They said that's shallot.....then he had to leave.

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lashingsofbingeinghere · 08/11/2012 14:29

Kumquat may, justice will be done.

sticksnstones · 08/11/2012 14:30

Grin v good lashings

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sticksnstones · 08/11/2012 14:31

He must avacado if he is going to drive himself into court

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BadgersRetreat · 08/11/2012 14:34

maybe he has physalis and they didn't want it spread around...

BupcakesAndCunting · 08/11/2012 14:40

Yeah well that's nothing.

The guy who worked in the pet shop got sacked yesterday. He was caught with his fingers in the trill.

MotherfuckingMorrisMan · 08/11/2012 14:45

lol at you all.

I can never think of anything clever enough to contribute to these kinds of threads.

sticksnstones · 08/11/2012 14:46

Idon't think there will be mushroom in the court though

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BupcakesAndCunting · 08/11/2012 14:48

Yes sticks, I can imagine there will be a bit of a Squash.

Cailleach · 08/11/2012 14:49

Never mind, another job will turnip eventually..