Bloke sacked from fruit shop is taking his employers to court

[sticksnstones]

Just a case of sour grapes imo

I'm peaing myself at some of these.

'spose he's just salad after all, we all do things we regret in our yoof.

if he loses he should blow a raspberry to his employers

How far must a mango to get justice these days? It's been in all the local peppers, they're sure the judge will want to berry it.

Apparently his employer has photos on his Blackberry which prove he was up to no good in the stock room

They will make your hair curl.

This thread is so corny! (on the cobby)

It was a right old caper that guy was up to.

"Apparently his employer has photos on his Blackberry"

Yes - and sent them on his Apple laptop to the police ...

I bet when he was in court his name was read out, and the clerk asked if that was really him. He answered, 'Yes, I yam'.

His wife stole from the shop too. She had her ladies' fingers in the till.

I can't believe he mangetout get anyone to take him celeriacly, but then apparently he's a swede so nothing half-baked about him.

I heard he was swede-ish

look at you all go! I'm so not witty enough..

She was desperate to pay off their huge wedding bill. It's a shame when a couple cantaloupe and just do it on a budget.

I hope he rots in kale

I just hope they don't bring up his wife cheap minge, during the court case.

She'll never leek it down.

I heard he drove the business to the wal-nut realising they were on to him.

He needed the cashew can't blame him really.

Nice to see justice bean done. That's a turnip for the books.

That's dreadful: guava word with yourself.

I do think he's clutching at strawberries if he thinks he'll get away with it.

Did you expect any less?
Come on beetroothful.

His former employers said, in a particularly plum statement printed in the paper's currant affair section, 'the man was a bit green + gageing his ability before he started was pear-ticularly difficult, but in the end he just turned out to be a total lemon. It will be berry difficult to replace him.'

To be honest, i couldn't give a damson.

There was always something seedy about him.