Bloke sacked from fruit shop is taking his employers to court

[sticksnstones]

Just a case of sour grapes imo

...and he shouldn't just plum-p for the first one offered, either...

...although I suppose you can't be too choosy in the currant economic climate.

(I really am going now)

I think it'll all come peachy for him in the end...

Apparently his twin brother is doing the same. Honestly, they make a right pear...

Like two peas in a pod

I hope his lawyer knows her onions.

He said he doesn't know what went wrong, he thought he was the apple of his employees eye. ( long stretch I know but I was desperate to do one )

This case will be small potatoes for his lawyer.

Courgette'll teach 'em!

It's being taken too seriously. Lettuce live and let live I say.

No, he had to bring the case. It's important to beetroot to yourself.

He's peppered himself for a big fight.

I know his ex boss. He said there wasn't mushroom for the both of them.

Well, I heard a rumour he got sacked because the boss found him cabbaged in the stock room

It's sad really. Must a mango to court to uphold his rights?

Its BERRY sad he hasnt got a POD to piss in!

I bet he can't wait until this whole ordeal is dead and berried.

I heard they've given his job to a Kiwi

Hopefully he'll find something with a much bigger celery.

If he loses, he can always take them to an a-peel.

He'd be better off doing something arty. Chokes me up to think of him unemployed.

I know BOF, he's beans so depressed ever since.

If he wins his case it'll certainly be a turnip for the books.

This whole things rotten to the core.