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Bloke sacked from fruit shop is taking his employers to court

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sticksnstones · 08/11/2012 14:05

Just a case of sour grapes imo

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sticksnstones · 08/11/2012 15:21

I've got to agree with Bupcakes he was always mashed

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UltraBOF · 08/11/2012 15:21

Will the judge's decision be fennel?

TakeMyEyesButNotTheGoat · 08/11/2012 15:23

He was so angry to get sacked. He wanted to kick his boss in the King Edwards.

UltraBOF · 08/11/2012 15:23

I always thought it was, butternut squashed the last one on a peel.

sticksnstones · 08/11/2012 15:25

Grocer misconduct ?

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TakeMyEyesButNotTheGoat · 08/11/2012 15:27

It wouldn't have come to this if he had onioned up to his mistake.

Maryz · 08/11/2012 15:28

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smoothieooo · 08/11/2012 15:29

I don't give a fig for people like this....

SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood · 08/11/2012 15:30

But what I want to know is where does Sharon fruit fit in to all of this? Was his name Bagda?

UltraBOF · 08/11/2012 15:32

She's his chic-ory is telling lies, Shriek.

MummyAbroad · 08/11/2012 15:35

I guess he will be rooting around for spare change until he gets another job.

SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood · 08/11/2012 15:36

took me a while to get that, but very good :)

TakeMyEyesButNotTheGoat · 08/11/2012 15:36

He was just being ungrapeful

spooktrain · 08/11/2012 15:47

I heard the case will come before a Justice of the Peas

AppleCatchers · 08/11/2012 15:49

His girlfriend went BANANAS she started DATING other men he s still very raw about the whole thing

Notafoodbabyanymore · 08/11/2012 15:50

Oh well, peach to their own. Shouldn't have squeezed that customer's melons though.

(It's a stretch, I know, just wanted to have a go.)

lisaro · 08/11/2012 15:52

I bet his solicitor's a bit of a smoothie.

UltraBOF · 08/11/2012 15:57

Probably, lisaro. Lots of them don't carrot all about their clients.

Viviennemary · 08/11/2012 17:01

Persimmonly speaking, I'm not sure if I believe any of this.

ItsAllintheMindYKnow · 08/11/2012 17:10

I heard it was a vegillante who caught him in the end...

lashingsofbingeinghere · 08/11/2012 17:14

Oh, not that old chestnut again.

Cases like this really crate on my herbs

sticksnstones · 08/11/2012 17:29

I think its just the tip of the iceberg

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sticksnstones · 08/11/2012 17:37

This wouldn't have happened if had kept on the straight and marrow

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Goonatic · 08/11/2012 17:42

Will he have to orange a retrial if he loses?

ItsAllintheMindYKnow · 08/11/2012 17:44

Anyone Jaffa clue about that?