Bloke sacked from fruit shop is taking his employers to court

[sticksnstones]

Just a case of sour grapes imo

He never courgette the shame.

There isn't mushroom in the local prison though..

He couldn't coriander way he was going though.

and he is no funghi to be with....

So now he has to do thyme

I have suggested to HQ that this thread should be moved somewhere so it doesn't disappear after 90 days. HQ are happy to do so if you lot agree. Is this okay with everyone?

Oh for goodness sake, he's been sprouting this nonsense all over the internet, it's completely bake.

yes JollyJack - it should be moved to Brassicas.....

^^ particularly you, sticksandstones Op

Oi you lot, that's my bloody (orange) nephew you are all on about. He's the apple of my eye!

JollyJack please do keep the thread it will be an honour and a pleasure.It could make a mango bananas

The police had him corn-erd.

Was it date grape ?

Sorry i'm a bit STONED and the thread has taken an UGLI turn , i think he might be getting done for having a PEA

RunOrRioja- Oi you lot, that's my bloody (orange) nephew you are all on about. He's the apple of my eye!

Are we talking about Peter Andre here?

Hello

We've moved this out of Chat now

I'm really sorry but I'm rubbish at puns

This should either be in Employment or Legal.

I heard he had run off to Seville or Valencia with jason orange.

Religious discrimination, his employer is a well known orangeman.

But why "Other Subjects" Rowan

That's where you shove boring threads that you don't think are good enough for Classics . I know, because a couple of mine have been shoved off there.

I think you need a "Classics lite" - you know, too good for chat, but not nose-snortingly funny.

I heard it'll get thrown out of court. There have been too many of these cases since that bloke sued that huge amusement park for funfair dismissal.

It was an off day I tell ya, he wasn't peeling very well.

Watermelon cauli way to start my day, reading this story. It's berry sad.

Orange you all glad that I've killed this thread?

And what lime do u call this foodbaby :)