Bloke sacked from fruit shop is taking his employers to court

[sticksnstones]

Just a case of sour grapes imo

both him and his wife are said to be a right pear but they are nuts for each other and when together they go bananas

They won't need Quincey to solve this case

He fancied the bosses daughter, tried to pop his cherry.

All offers of bail grape-fully received

heard they live a very fruitful life

Floral tributes are festooning the scene of his dismissal, but melon cauliflowers aren't much comfort if he is jailed.

Hope they lock him up and throw away the kiwi.

And did you hear about the man's daughter? She works in the factory that packages eggs - you know, it's the eggplant.

The trouble is, he'll only become a couch potato if he loses.

I wonder if he will mange tout find another job?
It will Cos him a lot of money being out of work.

I think I yam all out now

My mate penelo-pea was going to ask him out on a date!

Could have been a language problem, he could only speak mandarin.

She wanted me to run away and get married, i said no way, i cantaloupe with you.

I beet you to that one, sticks

In the grand sKale of things it wasn't too serious a crime.

His Nana was quoted in the Daily Mash saying he always was a tattie looking child. I heard he was a Limey.

Today his legal team were meeting for a pre-trial Conference. Pear-ing down their speeches. They have to tread Gingerly.

I bet his family are terrified to the core, I heard he was a grape Dad.

I think the guy said" show us your melons. Satsumatch to ask?"

nice one ultra

I still see him sprout and about.

Why is he taking them to court?

It's going to be on Jeremy Vine tomorrow.

I hope the pumpkinment fits the lime.

I heard he made a mint out the whole thing and could afford to drive around in a little red courgette.

Is there a link to the story somewhere?