Bloke sacked from fruit shop is taking his employers to court

[sticksnstones]

Just a case of sour grapes imo

He was already a wanted Fmelon for Peajury Tiggy.

I do hope he finds ha pea ness in the end, he hasn't bean so bad after all...

Honeydew not want to get into the spirit of it, Tiggy?

S'o am I th'e only per'son wh'o came on to s'ee if this was a Sha'ron th'read?

Tiggy he is taking them to court because they didn't pay him a good celery

It was a turnip for the books

No Tiggy, the story was leeked.

C'mon Tiggy join in. What's tomato wid you?

The spelling in this thread is dreadful.

Can you tell me his name so I can search for the story myself?

I carrot believe you don't get it Tiggy

She's taking the pith, surely

Orange ya going to take our word for it, Tiggy?

He'd butternut come round our way!

He needs to get samphire in his belly.

His boss was also done a few years ago

Tax-savoy-dance.

If I'm repeating anyone's puns here I'd like to say I'm sorry

Or 'je suis désolée'

French Bean my favourite language.

I hope he get's an orangement at the trial.

its an ugli rumour, the man was a star employee, now he's just romaine around looking for a new pearsition

I think he should take some sage advice from someone who knows their onions.

Am i the only one who's been trying to sneak vegetable names into every sentence I speak to my family this evening?

They think I'm quite doranged.

Well I heard that the shop was always chilli so he used some rocket fuel to warm the assistants mellons but she did a runner with his new blackberry after he asked her out on a date.
The boss said to stop being such a sour grape and she will turnip eventualy because her giner cats would need feeding. Aparently he felt like a right gooseberry.

The evidence is peppered with mistakes.

He should just beetroot to himself and he will get through this.