STOP PRESS! Live pre-wedding webchat with our very own Kate Middleton, TODAY at 1pm

[HelenMumsnet]

Hello. We're extremely honoured (and just a little bit over-excited) to announce that royal bride-to-be Kate Middleton is coming to MNHQ for a webchat today at 1pm.

A while back, we put in a formal request for Kate to take part in a Mumsnet webchat (nothing ventured, nothing gained and all that) but, truth be told, we weren't that hopeful, given her other pressing engagements this week.

But then, this morning, the Buckingham Palace Press Office rang to say Miss Middleton had some time this lunchtime between her last dress fitting and her first palace-balcony-etiquette briefing - and would be delighted to drop in and chat to Mumsnetters. Apparently, she's been lurking on Mumsnet quite a lot recently and has been finding the Bridezilla discussions a real eye opener.

So, quick, please post your (suitably deferential) questions for Miss Middleton here - and join us for our very first royal webchat at 1pm.

I'm Spartacus!!!!!

Cringey

Jaques Vert?

Primarni, daahling

Ahem.

Emotion anyone?

[chmm]

[cgrin]

I am getting to the stage what with all the reality TV and so on that I think the entire Royal Wedding might be just a spoof.

Well you never know.

Ahem...[kitten] [chmm]

Ooh the perfect new i suspect a troll emoticon

[cbiscuit]

Is is a spoof. Whole bloody thing is a scam. If KM were here i would have told her i feel very, very sorry for her.

[cbiscuit] would have be v useful earlier [cgrin]

[cshock] is v close to [cock] we're going to have some splelling msitaskes

and [cenvy] cenvy sounds rather gynaecological to me....

[cangry] is a bit scary.....

[cgrin]

AHEM! [cangry]

[kitten]

[ckitten]

we need those kittens to be our mascots MNHQ...we need them!!

[cgrin]

[cshock] [cgrin]

See - that makes it all better...!

Would it be at all possible to keep [csmile] until midnight on Monday as it shall be my birthday and I would like to be treated a bit special for the day!!!

Thanking you in advance.

Love Olds

[cgrin]

[squeals with excitement]

Ahem, [composes self], don't think we've forgotten about [kitten] [cangry]

"Gives the press an opportunity to point and laugh. Which isn't nice."

If they think it worth reporting extracts from a spoof webchat they are really only showing themselves to be without adequate "proper" news to report. Vacuous, in the extreme!

Shame that the press still charge money for trashpapers and mugs pull cash from their pockets each day/week for that trash. I stopped buying regular papers over 30 years ago, and don't feel I've been missing very much...

Where's my Babycham faun, eh? Eh?

Bugger, I was going to ask if she's ever done Prince Willy up the bum with a strap on but I have been out all day.

Well SGB you'd have been called naive, gullible and stupid
So there, I have done it for you.

I rather thought it was a spoof, actualy. And thought that would have been a reasonable way of testing said hypothesis.

[cgrin]