to not want to see someone blow drying her MINGE in the gym changing rooms?

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there I was walking through to the pool for ds's swimming lesson ( thank God he had gone into the mens alone) and there was this sumo sized woman SQUATTING naked wiht flabby white arse using the GYMS hair dryer to blow dry her vagyinia

MmeLindt - it finishes at 8.30 so I assume they put pjs on at the pool to avoid having to change into them later.

But frankly its ridiculous seeing women in spotty/flowery/pooh bear pjs withour a bra at 8.30 at the gym.

oh no.
they need some tracky bottoms and a hoody

Do minges go grey?

When we were in 6th form my friend worked in an old peoples home, and no matter how much we pleaded, she would never reveal if you went grey down there.

Of course minges go grey

Take it from me - they go grey.

OMG I put my dd in a hoody and tracky bottoms after swimming - she is 10. They are way to old for this type of behaviour - out in public in your PJ's

Yes minges go grey and they dont call old men wrinkles for nothing eeewwww

Really gross. YANBU. I cannot bear normal changing room nudity. Was traumatised as a young girl by seeing saggy, wrinkly oldies letting it all hang out in the communal shower. Yuk.

So all of you that dont do nudity and are forever covering up in the changing room - why dont you just go home dirty and grab a shower there?

I couldn't give to monkeys tbh and no one pervs in the changing rooms anyhow so what does it matter everyone is to busy getting changed to take much notice of the next naked person - it only when they stand waving their fanny at a dryer that you cant help but notice.

Believe me ivykaty - after reading this thread I will always be showering at home! Apart from anything else I can't be arsed to lug all the styling products around that are apparently de rigeur.

I dont bother with styling products, just strip, shower, dry, cloth and go - in about 15 minutes max. There are girls at the dryers when I finish my class that are still there when I leave with my kit!

PMSL! I've not laughed this much in months. Thankyou

Are they blowdrying their fanjos Ivy? It must be an epidemic - isolate the victims and force them to put their knickers on whilst still damp!

My um...hair down thier drys of very quickly. I can't see any need to blow dry.

Maybe it was on cold and she was erm..um...! Eww!

Maybe gym should put a sign up? something along the lines of 'Due to health and safety/hygiene reasons no muff fluffing allowed'?

I think one saying'No ladies. Just no ok - you know what we mean!' would be a bit more universal. You don't want the muffless brigade (as discussed some thousand posts ago) thinking it's still ok to toast their crumpets just because there's no butter on there!

pmsl at thread title alone.

WHY would you do that????

Have been laughing at this thread till my eyes watered and my tummy hurts (remember that?)

Thanks all

Northern Lurker.... crumpets...butter...WMSL

Haven't managed to read whole thread, but I am wondering how she did this. Every public hairdryer I've seen in swimming pools has been fixed to the wall at shoulder height with about a 20cm hose to the blowdry nozzle. I now have an imageof the woman doing a shoulder stand to get her "bits" close enough to the dryer to get at them!

Oh and she should try it at our pool - communal changing area (with cubicles, obviously) and the dryers are within sight of the cash desk!

my DH just said ... "bit of a public Blow job!"

at this thread.

Are you really going to avoid that hairdryer now? Do you really think it will be contaminated in any way? I mean, hairdryers blow away right?

Loving the attention to detail! Cos you know, if you don't blow dry it straight away, it can get a bit frizzy and out of control. These things are important.

definately not i would of lost the plot, especially as our changers are 4 kids too, so no i dont think you are being unreasonable hun