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to not want to see someone blow drying her MINGE in the gym changing rooms?

218 replies

SuperMario · 20/02/2009 13:12

there I was walking through to the pool for ds's swimming lesson ( thank God he had gone into the mens alone) and there was this sumo sized woman SQUATTING naked wiht flabby white arse using the GYMS hair dryer to blow dry her vagyinia

OP posts:
NorthernLurker · 20/02/2009 17:31

Do you think there is a large bottomed mumsnetter out there looking at her pc screen right in horrified self recognition whilst with one hand she gently scratches her singed.......?

FairLadyRantALot · 20/02/2009 17:32

lol...oh I believe ya...rofl

northern

smurfgirl · 20/02/2009 17:42

My gym has brand new changing rooms with private shower cubicles (I finally found them) and individual changing rooms and yet women still insist on creaming up their legs in the middle of the room, whilst stark naked. NO NEED.

There is a woman I see every single Monday at swimming, she strips naked in the shower - and then dries her nipples under the drier while still naked.

AND after aqua a gaggle of women swarm into the small communal shower naked and chat. Then they all get dressed together (into PJs natch), they are so open, I don't think I could chat to my mate as I rather graphically dried my chuff, but they can. I have never seen so much minge/nipple on a Wednesday evening.

In fact I have never seen so much nakedness before I joined the gym.

Spillage21 · 20/02/2009 17:47

Thinking about Tinsel's earlier comment there could have been potential for an awful electrocution situation if there had been...er...drippage!

My Mum used to say that if you didn't dry your bits properly they'll go rusty, maybe she heard that too and is taking it literally!

tinseltot · 20/02/2009 18:09

God, i'd dare to guess that that would be a new one for the poor paramedics to have to deal with .........

nbee84 · 20/02/2009 18:26

admits to drying her minge with a hairdryer

but only at home in private!

Gets it so much dryer than a towel alone

Have only had a waxed minge once - didn't like it, felt like a little prepubescent girl.

blametheparents · 20/02/2009 18:34

Did she straighten it too?

NorthernLurker · 20/02/2009 18:52

Nbee - Are you sure it's just at home????

mrsflowerpot · 20/02/2009 18:54

There used to be an elderly man in dh's gym who would regularly blow dry his nethers in full view of the whole changing room. DH says he would sort of lift and separate it all to get properly dry too.

MaryHinge · 20/02/2009 19:11

I object to being the talk of Mumsnet.

Wolfcub · 20/02/2009 19:30

PMSL, Yanbu

smittenkitten · 20/02/2009 19:42

i once saw a woman blow drying her minge at the gym and ruffling it to give it root lift . i don't know if she had used styling products before she started. she also had one leg up on a stool and was facing the whole changing room.

it was one of the more bizarre exhibitionist things i've ever seen.

Kimi · 20/02/2009 19:49

Did the smell of smoked haddock waft past????

MmeLindt · 20/02/2009 19:56

smurfgirl
Why do they get changed into PJs at the gym?

Kimi · 20/02/2009 20:11

Have you ever noticed it it the real mingers that parade it about as well.......

varicoseveined · 20/02/2009 20:29

Was having a crap day, and just reading the thread title alone made me literally LOL

frazzledoldbag · 20/02/2009 20:40

Snort.
Very nearly PMSL. Oh dear.

MaryHinge · 20/02/2009 20:43

Who you calling an old minger.

HaventSleptForAYear · 20/02/2009 20:43

ROFL!

But 2 comments to make.

  1. YES pubic hair does stop growing (or just curls up?). I had no idea you "had to" cut it until about age 27... say no more.
  1. I am also horrified by all the nakedness, but secretly jealous - I would LOVE to be that relaxed about my body - does this mean they are all having great sex too?
  • it IS Friday night after all, I'm allowed to mention sex!
HaventSleptForAYear · 20/02/2009 20:44

That was supposed to be a disclaimer, not a link, arghh!

Iwanttobeamillionaire · 20/02/2009 20:48

So funny! May now need counselling for the visions I am having lol!

potatofactory · 20/02/2009 20:50

laughed a lot at sawing towels. Why? That can't be good - backwards and forwards. It was things like this that made me not want to grow up as a girl - thought I would get a MAHOOSIVE MINGE and have to saw it - just thought that's what you had to do.

FuriousGeorge · 20/02/2009 21:22

Oh dear.I read out the title of this thread to dh and he misheard and thought she was drying YOUR minge SuperMario..

Years ago I used to work in a dept store and one of my colleagues walked into the customer loos to be confronted by a stark naked woman 'angling'herself under the hand dryer.Security identified her as a prostitute,who used to use the loos for a quick wash and dry between customers.

apostrophe · 20/02/2009 21:29

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lollipopz · 20/02/2009 21:59

ROFL at this thread . I work in a gym and have seen many sights must say it is mostly the older generation with saggy nips and greying minges that seen to stand around naked chatting to everyone! You reminded me of am incident that happened when i first started had to warn a member to stop taking her lady shaver into the sauna while wearing a thong! need i say more! Oh and there was also the strange lady who got barred by very obviously getting her kicks from the jet bubbles in the jacuzzi! Her excuse was she was recently divorced and lonely!