to not want to see someone blow drying her MINGE in the gym changing rooms?

[SuperMario]

there I was walking through to the pool for ds's swimming lesson ( thank God he had gone into the mens alone) and there was this sumo sized woman SQUATTING naked wiht flabby white arse using the GYMS hair dryer to blow dry her vagyinia

Daftpunk - I think you're a secret genital dryer. Was it you?

wilfself - rofl at singed minge! Would have been no less than the filthy creature deserved. What a shameful way to treat public property!

I bet her dp says she is full of hot air..

it wasnt a BWA
it was a big mottled pink arse for those who want to imagine it!

Ah, MmeLindt. Well, that's a bit odd, yes. However, I have psoriasis, so when I put cream on it has to go everywhere - inc the bits that underwear covers. Am waiting for horrified MN post about the horrible scaly lady putting cream on her arse in the changing room... and no cubicles in our uni gym, so not much choice.

roflmao..this thread is funny...
am trying to figure out what sort of hairdryer it is...because, well, it can't be one attached to the wall I suppose

and at Lindt....I have you know, that dispite being german I started shaving armpits and legs and stuff at a very young age.....surely most women under 40 do that in Germany? I know the older generation probably doesn't...

its one permanmenlty "plugged" in to the wall - but no plug
have texted all mates
do not use dryer on rhs

The credit crunch has hit us all, vibrators aren't cheap you know.

lololol...

Maybe it was dry for help?

Habbibu - pmsl at 'scaly lady' comment!

I'm scaly too (though my eczema's improving, and not before its time!) but thankfully my 'Lady' is crust-free!

I knew this thread when it had only two pages!!

I have never seen anyone do this at my gym - it's definitely an EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! moment!

But I have to ask - is it alright to dry my hair with my towel wrapped round me - 'cos I find that that way, I'm dry by the time my hair's dry - but I am always careful not to flash my flabby gorgeous body at anyone!

Oh, I'm so sorry, everyone!

if you go to a gym with young birds they must laugh at your tits surely as I did when i was a youngster.

I don't know why people worry about being naked. I am always naked in the gym changing room because I am too badly co-ordinated to get dressed and try to cover up at the same time.

I would warn your mates off all the hairdryers. I bet she rotates which ones she uses depending on her mood. Am mighty impressed your hairdryers can pull down that far to get between her legs. Don't think ours could do that unless you did a handstand and used your feet to turn the hairdryer on.

No, they laugh at my scales. True story: in shower at uni swimming pool years ago - in costume still, fwiw. Two vair vair posh gels (and this was in Glasgow, so quite unusual to have posh southern English girls) talking about the most fabulous hydrotherapy spa, oh darling it's just mahvellous for the skin, etc - at which point one drops her shampoo, sees me in (not quite all) my scaly glory, turns back to friend in some confusion and says "well, I suppose it wouldn't work for everyone".

Reader, I nearly wet myself laughing.

and

again

staysunny not unless you uncover your tits and sit on your towel on the stool or stand up.

Do not sit on stool in gym with bare fanny on seat! ewwwwww

that is hilarious, i won't even go swimming unless i have tamed my pubes specially for the occasion

I didnt even SEE her pudenda.

i was hyper ventialting into a brown bag at this point

or pudendum, lord I presume she had only ONE, maybe that was the issue!

Like that Greek monster with the snakey head.

"..............introducing........MULTI MINGE!

Fairlady
Yes, I have to admit that most German ladies my age (mid 30s) do shave but there were always a lot of elderly ladies using the gym during the day and the sights I saw ...

LOL at singed minge

Fanjo Flambé