to not want to see someone blow drying her MINGE in the gym changing rooms?

[SuperMario]

there I was walking through to the pool for ds's swimming lesson ( thank God he had gone into the mens alone) and there was this sumo sized woman SQUATTING naked wiht flabby white arse using the GYMS hair dryer to blow dry her vagyinia

Is a minge still a minge if it is hairless? Either coiffured or not

sassy I find when I can tie it in a ponytail it's time for the chop

yes hairy minges normal

certainly are in my gym

think the naked ones look prepubescent and cold (unless they happen to actually be prepubescent and cold)

You lot have obviously never used communal washrooms on the continent. Drying the undercarriage with a hair dryer would be the least of your worries.

You know what? I am staggered to find myself saying this, but it would not bother me one bit (though I would not use said hair dryer ever again for fear of what it had touched).

I don't find Billy Connolly funny at the best of times but that is quite witty.

Reminds me of when I shaved my underarms this week, having got a bit lazy for a couple of weeks. It had grown long enough, thank you very much. (Think you can get away with it more easily when you're dark-skinned with dark hair; besides, it is winter - what better eco-friendly way to stay warm? )

[horrified]

I am never using a communal hairdryer again.

I'm even suspicious of my hairdresser now. And he's bald.

Did she by any chance have a tattoo on her bum as well? I am always astonished at the way every single woman getting changed at the gym (apart from me) seems to have a booty tatt. Sometimes wonder if I have missed the law that made arse branding compulsory and if I am in danger of being arrested by gym police for lack of tatt.

Am surprised by the fear of nekkidness displayed here - I mean, you have to put cream on naked, don't you? Not much point in a beautifully moisturised jumper, is there?

And I'd say pubic hair is normal - haven't seen any baldness in any gyms I've been too. Why are so many women squeamish about other women's naked bodies? I barely register anything about them.

Urrrgh. How horrid. Just imagine if her oh had blown his balls up her the night before. Could easily end up with a situation where jizz drips all over the hair dryer nozzle!

Tinsel . faints.

Yes Tinsel I'm afraid there is nothing anyone else can add to that. Am in shocked silence. And maybe suffering PTSD.

Sorry, that wasn't meant to be a link.

I put cream on, but I do it in my bra and pants. Nice and sensible, my mum would be proud. I have even dried my hair in my bra to avoid getting hot and bothered, but I keep my modesty. I don't mind being naked in the changing room, but I don't think other people particularly want a naked catwalk show so I dress quickly. Does that make me a prude?

Gaaaghhhh!! Is it only me worrying about the heat of the hairdryer, can't stand it next to my ears, let alone my ovaries...dehydrated shrivelled genetalia

Am going for a lie down now..

Momentarily confused by 'I have even dried my hair in my bra'...huh? Hairy boobs?

Sorry to shock girls. But someone had to voice the unthinkable!

Yes, I have a problem with that.

'blown his balls up her'

Charming

a chest merkin MMH.

You need this, Wizzka!

Tinsel, you got away with that comment didn't you. That could have been a real thread stopper.

That was a particularly vile comment from Tinsel. Nasty. Please, let's move on before someone else passes out!

thats absolutely disgusting, she has no shame whatsoever!

I struggled to maintain eyecontact with an acquaintence in the gym changing room, who while totally starkers, put her leg up on the sink surround while she was applying body lotion and chatting to me.

It was enough to put a gal off her Shredded Wheat.

Mrsmaidamess, you've reminded me of an event which a friend of mine witnessed - drunk fierce female media company MD at Xmas party stomps into men's loos, pins foot to wall above urinal, unzips, pees into bowl.

Classy.