to not want to see someone blow drying her MINGE in the gym changing rooms?

[SuperMario]

there I was walking through to the pool for ds's swimming lesson ( thank God he had gone into the mens alone) and there was this sumo sized woman SQUATTING naked wiht flabby white arse using the GYMS hair dryer to blow dry her vagyinia

Maybe it was a pubic wig? A merkin.

was it the BWA? we haven't seen BWA for ages

can see if you had hugely hairy minge that you might need a bit of extra drying to avoid massive wet knicker problems ewwww

If it was a mirkin surely she'd have whipped it off and hung it on a coat hook first?

Did she use a comb to create a lovely parting?

Bwaahhaaaaa. What a visual I'm getting!

Pmsl @ merkin on a coat hook!!!!!!!!

This thread has cheered me up lol!

I admit i dry my head hair topless, get to hot and bothered. am waxed down there so no need to blow dry lol.

Who are these women who walk around gyms naked? Why oh why would they do that?

Ditto drying standing legs akimbo, one foot on floor, one foot up on a bench, drying their legs all whilst talking to their (equally naked) friend about what petrol station sells the cheapest petrol that week (etc).

Nutters

oh I'm always naked in the gym. How do you get your clothes off without becoming naked at some point?

We had one woman in my gym back in Germany who would put body cream on everywhere in the middle of the changing room.

I never knew where to look

Eww ewww ewwwwwwwww. That is just so wrong.

But I do dry my hair topless (at home not in public!!) or else my wet hair soaks my top. See, sensible.

I always go into the changing rooms to get changed after i've showered

It's the walking around naked chatting to friends,see saw drying of minge with string hanging out that makes me ill.
I am also shocked at the amount of completely bald minges I see.
I am waiting for ds to comment on it.

foxinsocks, you're supposed to do it under a smock. See? Easy.

Minge + strings!

That has just made me laugh so hard, I thought my lunch was going to come back up!

And what, pray, is shocking about a bald minge? What shocks me are the sheer volume of fanny barnets that are so lustrous that they could have that look with the beads that Bo Derek sported in '10'

eww eww eww - warm moist folds of flesh ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Actually, LadyT, I do have a lustrous, beaded minge.

I must admit I find The New Yorker bald minge look odd: it's like becoming a little girl again.

Mmelindt- oh yes the naked creaming followed by the naked waving of limbs presumably to dry them before putting on clothes.

Too much for me thank god I've packed in my membership!

Never been a particular fan of the hairy minge. Think I was traumatised by reading it being referred at as an 'artist's beard' in a book I was too young to be reading.

hair on miinge is normal non?
obviously not down to ones knees but baldness is def not normal

Our gym used to have a hair salon attached- I always wondered what they were doing in there...

Actually, now my poor mind is polluted it brings to mind a sketch by Billy Connoly - he was asking what would happen if your pubic hair just kept on growing and you didn't trim it ? I'm a short back and sides kind of gal, but if you DON'T trim the beast, how long does it get ? Is it abit like head hair which sort of stops growing after a while?