to not want to see someone blow drying her MINGE in the gym changing rooms?

[SuperMario]

there I was walking through to the pool for ds's swimming lesson ( thank God he had gone into the mens alone) and there was this sumo sized woman SQUATTING naked wiht flabby white arse using the GYMS hair dryer to blow dry her vagyinia

now come on, everyone knows you have to get your hair completely dry BEFORE you use straighteners, otherwise you stay (short and) curly!

very very funny thread

i thought the walking round naked and drying your head hair was as bad as it gets. S o glad i concelled my gym membership if this is the way those places are going.

My goodness MMH, I couldn't do that and I do yoga.

Wizzkid, I don't think it was about agility; I think it was the booze that gave her the balls to do it!!

Reckon it would trickle down my leg.

LMAO

that is hilaroiuse!!!!!!!!!!

Mine too, Wizz. She must have had a pelvic floor like a trampoline!

100 messages and minge in the title - I knew I should never have opened this thread but oh no on I plunged and am suitable mentally scarred.

I've always rejected gym membership because of the cost and the sheer stress of communal exercise. I didn't know there was communal nudity and up close viewing of other women's grooming routines! They should put that in brochures!

Apparently there was a man drying his feet with the hairdryer at the gym - perhaps it was her dh? I was told this today wasn't peeping in the gents

Probably just treating his athlete's foot, Ivy. Yum!

Ok I feel rather ill at the mental images conjured by tinsel's post.

Habbibu
The putting on of cream is not the problem, it was the massaging it into the genital area that I found a bit too much. Fair enough, if she had used a cubical but in full view of all in the changing room it was a bit

putting cream on her area?! Why would you do that in pubic public?

ROFL! And there's no roundup today?! We'll have to bump for you for next week...

When I used to belong to quite a posh gym (before kids of course) my bf and i saw a similar thing once. We had just spent a very pleasant evening doing an aerobics class, having a swim and then sitting for what seemed like hours in the jacuzzi chatting. When we walked into the changing rooms, there, completely naked, was a woman with one leg up on the bench where you sit to get dressed, inserting a tampon!
It made me feel quite peculiar!

hey op.....what you talking about it for?

either complain to the manager of the gym if you think it's a health & safety issue....or, put it out of your mind, your just prolonging your pain starting a thread about it....

Fuck. It's all lentil weavers falling over themselves to show the gym going public how very enlightened they are.

I'd like to see her do that thing where you stop paying attention to the hairdryer and a few bits of hair get caught in the wrong end.

Then she'd have a bit of a singed minge I think.

Daftpunk - but its the thread of the day. It has made me laugh anyway.

wizzska....my sense of humour is too sophisticated for alot of the "fuuny" threads on here....

Singed Minge!

Maybe she gets off on it and can't afford a rampant rabbit, I hope she wiped it after she used it, ewwwww.

She wants to be careful, those drier things canget pretty hot, she could end up with a singed minge.

That is too much. Wigglesworth, you are being unnecessary.

I really need to read thread thoroughly..

She thinks she has a hot pussy, not singed minge

Alright, alright! Simmer down!