Locked parking thread 4 - The End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

We hope!

@Fromage

I LOVE that idea!

I think I'd be inclined to text him, "Was expecting you 19:30. Farm now locked up for the night. Can be available 10am tomorrow for you to collect your car."

GOD NO! Please, not another day!!

What an arrogant tosspot

@DeathStare

I'd go out now and genuinely take all the keys with you. Come back at bedtime.

Where might a single woman in her 40s find your DB hanging out? Asking for.... err... a friend

Montrose Farmers Market and be willing to eat. Hes a feeder. And he cooks. For you.

There is one DB and about 200 women asking after him Does your DB have any single friends who could be a clone of him OP?

Obviously don't drip milk into his car, that would be illegal.

Only do.

But don't, I can't advise it.

G'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan.

Don't do it. Even slightly.

But you should.

Not.

Etc.

I can't believe he hasn't come back... Or can I?

No I wouldn't message him.

I would go on holiday with all the keys or pretend to

Come on DB do the photo shoot and produce a calendar that can be sold for charity! Any costs incurred can be charged to the CF!

@Sunbird24

Maybe he’s playing Subbuteo with Seaman?

Ewww!

Oh!.........

Bingo with Barnes?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bet he shows first thing in the morning to catch you on the hop. What a shame if your brother has taken off with the gate key by mistake 😂

This could work.

He'll not be back tonight,too busy schmoozing with his footballer friends - Alan Shearer has probably just rocked up with his dominoes. A long and exciting night for CF.

Rummikub with Razor Ruddock.

I think those footballers are all too famous. I think it's Jenga with Johnson.

Montrose?? That's just down the road from me 😀😀😀😀

Ludo with Lineker?

If he turns up while you are unavailable tell him to leave his keys and you will dump it at the ex famous footballers house when you can.

Dear lord OP, don’t tell us DB has a Scottish accent, people will be coming over all unnecessary!

I’m over the car situation I’ll be honest now as I am thoroughly distracted by your DB

@mineofuselessinformation

Ooh, got carried away with myself there and didn't add:- *@BlueEyesWhiteDragon*, do you happen to have a printer and a glue stick? If you do, print a notice saying 'this car has been parked here without authorisation' in capital letters and glue it on to his rear driver's side window. It won't obstruct his view when he finally comes to get the car, but will be a pain in the arse to get off.

Even better one of those Police Aware posters. That would give him pause for thought.

A farm you say? Could a stray potato lodge itself up CF exhaust?

I think someone needs to warn the organisers of Montrose Farmers Market to expect a sudden massive increase in female attendees.

What a fantastic wormhole I have been down over the last couple of hours. I genuinely hope DN finds love because of this post.
I also don't think he's coming tonight.