Locked parking thread 4 - The End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

We hope!

Montrose Farmers Market wink and be willing to eat. Hes a feeder. And he cooks. For you.

He sounds better the more you say @BlueEyesWhiteDragon 😉😁🤣

Bloody hell - Montrose is local 😂🤣😂🤣

Does DB sound like Neil Oliver?

If only we could out the famous friend.....

Tell him he can pick it up before you start work. Make him come at 5am

Does he ever wear a kilt?

DB, I meant. cf wouldn't have the calves for it.

Oh my. I have visions of a younger, rugged Sean Connery. (Faint )

His registration is UTR KN08

Genius 🤣

Unreal. Is he not there yet? Or perhaps there's a standoff as he's continuing to be a complete and utter asshole.
DB sounds dreamy. The Chris Evans comparison was outstanding in helping to illustrate what is quite possibly the best parking thread I've ever read here.

Does he have a stall at Montrose Farmers Market?

Please tell me he has a stall.

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

He best bloody come. I swear. DB does have to return home at some point. He's already staying the extra night and driving back tomorrow morning now!

I would text him and say, just got back and my dB told me you'd been, are you coming now?

I like to think that somewhere in a forest in the UK is a know chariot driver, recounting the tale of being locked in a farm by a mad bitch, her deranged brother and two and a quarter hounds from hell itself to a disinterested Chris Waddle over a game of Kerplunk.

I place the blame for this mental image squarely at the feet of @WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

Actually, you could have some fun by pretending to be your own sister - I may have done this myself before

So CF turns up when it suits him, you are caught being visible doing farmer stuff, you say "Oh, you need my sister - she is away until X date. Never mind. Bye."

Wel as humorous as this is, I hope it stays that way and CF doesn't turn up and wake you.

Montrose Farmers Marketand be willing to eat. Hes a feeder. And he cooks. For you.

Oh no. That's much too far away. Would he be willing to do a UK tour?

If you're not careful, Gazza will turn up in a dressing gown with a fishing rod and a four pack of beer and some chicken...

*knob

Boggle with Beckham?

Just googled Montrose to show me exactly where it is. The FAQs that popped up had What Is Montrose Famous For? in second place.
OP's brother, google! OP's brilliant, clever brother!

Sadly I'm at the other end of the country.

But near a FC forest.

Perhaps the FC could tow CF's penis-extension here?

DB could come too?

He's not there yet?! This is beyond disrespectful

I have by the way cast you as Kate Winslet and DB as Jude Law in The Holiday Part II.
Montrose farmer’s market has thrown a slight spanner in the script (is he good with a horse? Please say he’s good with a horse or at least is prepared to humour —me— someone who is fond of a horse?

Kerplunk with keegan

@Yesitsbess

I like to think that somewhere in a forest in the UK is a know chariot driver, recounting the tale of being locked in a farm by a mad bitch, her deranged brother and two and a quarter hounds from hell itself to a disinterested Chris Waddle over a game of Kerplunk.

I place the blame for this mental image squarely at the feet of @WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

Yes, and at no point in the story would he claim responsibility for the situation.

Though I can't help feeling everyone is being too OTT with the named footballer, all the names so far have been of far too significant ones!