Locked parking thread 4 - The End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

We hope!

What a CF!

@doudouchouchou

What a CF!

Cheeky or cunty fucker

Can't believe we're on thread 4!!! Unreal! I'll look forward to checking back In tomorrow

Imagine if the local "famous" footballer turns out to be a really lovely bloke, and he and OP get together. Oh, and he actually thinks CF is a knob. And finally asks him why he keeps coming round to his house uninvited. CF doesn't spot the parallel between that and turning up to OP's uninvited, but still mourns the loss of his celebrity "friend". What is he meant to do when it's not his weekend to have the kids now? DB gets so many romantic offers he ends up starting a dating agency. Turns out he also has a lot of sexy friends to go around. CF's children get given lots of sympathy ice-cream at the market, where everyone dances a huge Bollywood-style closing number. A log lands on a parked Rover in a forest. But if nobody is around, does a CF make a noise about it? end scene

Ford Rangers are buggered though ….

@Octopuscrazy

No I can't get it to work on the app.

Just slide it across from the title

I'd like to play Monopoly with Tyrone Mings

He really is such an entitled bastard - I feel so angry with him!

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon - I can’t believe (to a degree) that he just didn’t turn up.

This is why I think he is some sort of entitled football player…ego the size of the player he “thinks” he is.

Are you tempted to send a message asking wtf he is doing? He may have a fleet of dick-mobiles…….

I've just realised that this is about a CF and the FC.

I think maybe calling this thread 'The End' was a mistake.

These threads are getting me through some seriously shit days at work! Thanks @BlueEyesWhiteDragon for keeping me partially sane

I also have a slight crush on your DB If I wasn’t happily married, fat, ugly and 200 miles away, I’d seriously take up stalking 😂😂😂

Please don’t let him leave until this is over, surely there’s nothing in his actual real life that is more important than this?!

If it's Midlands, dominoes with Dion Dublin.

Guess Who with John (or Justin) Fashanu

Ah, not Justin, sorry 😣

Ford rangers are knobby cars and even worse when quote-i dont even use it off road-
Knob

Damn. Have just ploughed through all 4 threads (foregoing series 2 of Baptiste) and am disappointed there is no resolution as of yet. It’s taken longer than it otherwise would have as I’ve had to resort to google for a few times.
-what is a ranger
-what does FC stand for (some interesting links)
-who is Paul Kitson
-where is Montrose Farmers Market (Colorado?)

Even though it’s Monday, I also feel the need to experience Toby Carvery. Guess I’ll need to google that one too.

Adding my approval to the list for DB.

I predict this will go to 6 threads.

Yes OP it’s is your fault this continues, you jinxed it with , ‘The End’!

Sleep well, and I hope the CF has dreams of cars, ditches, dents and ticking time bombs.

@MrsJuliaGulia

Damn. Have just ploughed through all 4 threads (foregoing series 2 of Baptiste) and am disappointed there is no resolution as of yet. It’s taken longer than it otherwise would have as I’ve had to resort to google for a few times. -what is a ranger -what does FC stand for (some interesting links) -who is Paul Kitson -where is Montrose Farmers Market (Colorado?)

Even though it’s Monday, I also feel the need to experience Toby Carvery. Guess I’ll need to google that one too.

Adding my approval to the list for DB.

I predict this will go to 6 threads.

Not Colorado, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Fashion Wheel with John Fashanu!

If my username didn't give my approximate age away, then that comment has sealed it.

Are you all seriously telling me that the parking CF gas gone to 4 1000 message threads ????? I was following the 1st one but then life interrupted. I come back to MN and there's thread 4 !!! Life's too short to read 2&3 !! Can I have a synopsis please 😂

@MrsJuliaGulia

Damn. Have just ploughed through all 4 threads (foregoing series 2 of Baptiste) and am disappointed there is no resolution as of yet. It’s taken longer than it otherwise would have as I’ve had to resort to google for a few times. -what is a ranger -what does FC stand for (some interesting links) -who is Paul Kitson -where is Montrose Farmers Market (Colorado?)

Even though it’s Monday, I also feel the need to experience Toby Carvery. Guess I’ll need to google that one too.

Adding my approval to the list for DB.

I predict this will go to 6 threads.

A ranger is someone who looks after forests. Also name of a car apparently.

FC? Did you mean CF? Cheeky fucker.

Scotland.

Toby caverey is a roast lunch from a pub. Chain called Toby.

@MrsJuliaGulia

Damn. Have just ploughed through all 4 threads (foregoing series 2 of Baptiste) and am disappointed there is no resolution as of yet. It’s taken longer than it otherwise would have as I’ve had to resort to google for a few times. -what is a ranger -what does FC stand for (some interesting links) -who is Paul Kitson -where is Montrose Farmers Market (Colorado?)

Even though it’s Monday, I also feel the need to experience Toby Carvery. Guess I’ll need to google that one too.

Adding my approval to the list for DB.

I predict this will go to 6 threads.

Montrose, Scotland. On the east coast. A lovely part of the country and well worth a visit.

Wasn’t expecting to have to mark my place on a fourth thread! Fingers crossed the saga is concluded before we reach #5.

Scrabble with Scholes

What could they make with the letters CKEHEY FKCUER