Locked parking thread 4 - The End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

We hope!

Ludo with Linekar?

The ‘silences’ in the convo have had me crying 😭
Thanks OP & OPDB
LEGENDS

Thank you, CPF for giving us this gift of another tomorrow to look forward to!

I am grinning like it is Trump’s move out day all over again!

(Cue the fireworks and the brass band🤣)

Night night sleepy girl

Once there was a way
To get back homeward
Once there was a way
To get back home
Sleep, pretty darling, do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby
Golden slumbers fill your eyes
Smiles await you when you rise
Sleep pretty darling, do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby
Once there was a way
To get back homeward
Once there was a way
To get back home
Sleep, pretty darling, do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

I wouldn't put it past CF to whinge to the Police about some woman impounding his car. However OP already told them about it...

Yes, it is a bit "Waaaaaaaaaaaahh, Mummmmeeeeeeeeee - Simon broke my doll when I hit him over the head with it!!!!!"

That's why a lot of us advised the OP to keep the police updated with information.

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon did you inform the police of the loitering people over the last couple of nights in the end? If not I would definitely be giving them a quick call to keep them updated of this evenings events maybe without your DBs Oscar worthy performance just a simple "CF finally got in contact and wanted to come at 5pm, I said I was out but was available at 7.30pm. He turned up at 5 regardless but nobody on the premises had access to the keys and he was told to come back at 7.30. He hasn't returned this evening butyou have been available."

@Trudij123

Smurfmonkey - he followed up with “if you know what I mean” and a wink - no way was he talking about towing capacity

Exactly! He was quoted as follows:

CF - I don't really use it offroad. It's a beast though. The pulling power if you know what I mean. Laughs.

The twat.

I don't think this is a wind up but I genuinely won't be bothered if it is. We've had laughs, recipes, cast a film and have a pitch ready for Dave. Not to mention, we've done carveries and Montrose tourist board a massive favour. Ford Rangers are buggered though ...

Placemarking. Far too invested in this now. It better not turn out to be a troll thread.

Night Night @BlueEyesWhiteDragon

Sleep well

@Elmrosie

snap with Suarez

Ouch!

@Octopuscrazy

Placemarking. Far too invested in this now. It better not turn out to be a troll thread.

I honestly don’t care if it is. It’s provided hours of entertainment over a boring weekend.

Very near neighbour is a journalist with the P&J. Another
Neighbour is a reporter with the BBC and they are always looking for a story.

@deste

Very near neighbour is a journalist with the P&J. Another Neighbour is a reporter with the BBC and they are always looking for a story.

Montrose man becomes unlikely heart throb.

@Octopuscrazy

Placemarking. Far too invested in this now. It better not turn out to be a troll thread.

Do you understand how 'watch this thread' works?

Serves the CF right.

Your brother is a MN legend.

No I can't get it to work on the app.

@Octopuscrazy

No I can't get it to work on the app.

That was to @polmuggle about watching the thread

Bloody hell. He is the ultimate CF.

This is the most entertaining thread I've ever read on mumsnet. 😁If you're enjoying it as much as me and haven't already... Report this thread and ask mn to move it to classics.

@ShamelessCurtainTwitcher

Thank you, CPF for giving us this gift of another tomorrow to look forward to!

I am grinning like it is Trump’s move out day all over again!

(Cue the fireworks and the brass band🤣)

Oh God no, not fireworks.

Some utter fuckwits are having a party up the road from us this evening, and have been setting off fireworks right next to a field full of horses, who went absolutely frantic. What kind of entitled shit-for-brains does that?

Ludo with Lund

I really hope that your little bit of forest is Thieves Wood would be so apt. Any other good forest names in the Midlands?

I don't care of it's a troll thread (don't think it is) as we've got a whole TV series out of it.

I'm heading to the coast tomorrow with a bad data signal 😱

I need to know how this eventually goes down in great detail, accents, body language, what was he wearing etc.

I can’t believe this has continued until Monday (or now Tuesday really). Any nirmal person would want their car back not CF though he must have another.

I think that the CF is behind on his payments has deliberately left the car parked where it can’t be found by the bailiffs. Perhaps DB could ask?