Locked parking thread 4 - The End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

We hope!

@Hugoslavia

Aren't you going on a two week coach trip round the Highlands tomorrow morning OP?

I thought she needed to go and look after a sick friend in Dubai. She’ll need to be there at least three weeks whilst he recovers, I imagine there will be lots of last minute complications meaning she has to keep cancelling her flight back. Then the 2 weeks in a quarantine hotel outside Heathrow will be very inconvenient. Obviously the gates will need to stay locked for insurance purposes (I can’t imagine her DB has had strict instructions not to open them in any circumstances due to ‘the incident’). Not to worry though, she’s promised she’ll be back by Xmas!

DH says rather than a jigsaw from a photo of the Ranger we need fridge magnets, especially if DB is selling them at the Market.

He also would like to suggest: Jenga with Jermaine Jenas

Could DB accidentally take the keys home with him?

As if he still hasn't got his car 😂😂 im car too invested in this ...

IS DB IN THE TENT/TARP?

On 'Dave' at 9 every Sunday. Different game each week. Working title 'Games with the Geezers'.

'Games for Juniors - with Graeme Souness'

If I drive Montrose is 8hr 30 mons away, but if I walk it's a shorter distance (takes longer though, obviously)

Wonder how long it would take me in a Ranger?

Surely this must be a MN Record on an ongoing saga?!

We should read @BlueEyesWhiteDragona bedtime story as she is such a sleepy bunny….

I wouldn't put it past CF to whinge to the Police about some woman impounding his car.
However OP already told them about it...

Night night op, sleep well. Never has tomorrow is another day with knobhead still parked outside on my property meant quite so much

Eoin McLove, though - YESSSSSS!!!!!

@Yesitsbess

IS DB IN THE TENT/TARP?

I'm pretty sure he's on the front porch with a shotgun across his lap ...

Scrabble with Schmeichel.

I'd so watch this, has anyone tweeted Dave?

Get one of these

I wouldn't put it past CF to whinge to the Police about some woman impounding his car.
However OP already told them about it...

Yes, it is a bit "Waaaaaaaaaaaahh, Mummmmeeeeeeeeee - Simon broke my doll when I hit him over the head with it!!!!!"

@childcarevouchersargh

Surely this must be a MN Record on an ongoing saga?!

Not even close. Longest running cheeky fucker saga lasted 10 threads. Turned out to be a troll.

Ooh I know Montrose area really well. Especially north of the river Esk , At Cyrus in particular.

St Cyrus even (blooming auto correct to "At"

Mousetrap with Mourinho.

Is it Cluedo with Collymore?

Cribbage with (Ryan) Christie, Celtic player

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon genuinely not sure what I am loving more, the parking issue or the fact you have tried to pimp your DB out on mumsnet!!

@dapsnotplimsolls

I think I’d be telling him a set time for tomorrow, that you can’t wait around for I’m not leave gate unlocked and also advise about the FC possibly needing access with consequences if his car is not moved.