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DanceItOut · 02/08/2021 21:12

He’s not coming back tonight because you weren’t available when he wanted so he’s going to wait until it’s convenient for him again. But if you’re not in a hurry to have it moved I would just wait him out until he can start being a bit more polite and collecting while you are in. Coming to get it when you told him very clearly that you weren’t in was a dick move.

DiamondBright · 02/08/2021 21:12

🙄 where is the CF ?

HyacynthBucket · 02/08/2021 21:12

Get a good early night, OP. You deserve it. I expect you have some urgent muckspreading to do early am tomorrow in the vicinity of the Ranger?

Fernando072020 · 02/08/2021 21:13

Suitors lining up for DB

brokenbiscuitsx · 02/08/2021 21:13

😂 @ShamelessCurtainTwitcher
I am considering making the flight across the Atlantic for this. AIBU to ask one of y’all to pick me up at baggage claim?

I don’t know why but the thought of someone in the States getting all caught up in this thread too has made me giggle! 🤣

Lougle · 02/08/2021 21:14

Unbelievable!!

brokenbiscuitsx · 02/08/2021 21:14

@DanceItOut

He’s not coming back tonight because you weren’t available when he wanted so he’s going to wait until it’s convenient for him again. But if you’re not in a hurry to have it moved I would just wait him out until he can start being a bit more polite and collecting while you are in. Coming to get it when you told him very clearly that you weren’t in was a dick move.

That’s his personality all over isn’t it. Other people can be put out at his convenience. Such a wet wipe!

Didicat · 02/08/2021 21:16

Anyone else fallen down a rightmove search on Montrose - some lovely property up there.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 02/08/2021 21:18

That’s his personality all over isn’t it. Other people can be put out at his convenience. Such a wet wipe!

It is - but he's such a dunderbuttocks that he doesn't seem to realise that it's only actually himself that he keeps putting out - and it's him having to continually manage without his own car.

DobbyTheHouseElk · 02/08/2021 21:19

If his little car is so important why abandon it?

I think they might try to return tonight to liberate his little car.

Mayra1367 · 02/08/2021 21:19

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Bookworm20 · 02/08/2021 21:19

@Didicat

Anyone else fallen down a rightmove search on Montrose - some lovely property up there.

Yes, am thinking of perhaps relocating

crankysaurus · 02/08/2021 21:19

I've realised he's not doing a jigsaw of a Scottish glen, he's doing one of a Range Rover (though this one's going off road so can't be his).

BathshebaKnickerStickers · 02/08/2021 21:19

I tore my ACL in Montrose.

Kinda all I got but I can show DB the scars as a strange flirtation

crankysaurus · 02/08/2021 21:20

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Rogue1001 · 02/08/2021 21:21

I have literally never seen threads fill up this quickly.

I blinked and missed the entire thread 3. (Caught up now)

This is insane

dexterslockedintheshedagain · 02/08/2021 21:21

I just can't get past the fact that despite you telling him 5pm wasn't convenient for you, he turned up then anyway! What an entitled wankbadger!! As if his time is sooooooo much more important than yours. I'd tell him he'll have to wait until your next hay delivery to get it out.

BathshebaKnickerStickers · 02/08/2021 21:22

37 mins to bedtime….

PeaAndHamSoupFromAChicken · 02/08/2021 21:22

@Didicat

Anyone else fallen down a rightmove search on Montrose - some lovely property up there.

Check out St Cyrus for a lovely wee place nearby too. Lunan Bay is absolutely gorgeous for a day out but if you Google for recent news stories there you can see the chaos that happened there with some recent nice weather.

LouLou789 · 02/08/2021 21:23

He’ll message you tomorrow “informing” you when it will be convenient for him to collect it. Please be unavailable, OP. I love the idea of someone “from The Sun” phoning the Z lister footballer.

Fernando072020 · 02/08/2021 21:23

Anyone else think CF is posting his own thread on bigtwatnet.com?

"This woman has told me not to turn up at 5pm cause she isn't in. I went anyway, and can you believe it, she wasn't in! How dare she. It's time to up the ante...She did that on purpose. Now leaving her to stew while I drink shots and play uno with Alan Shearer"

crankysaurus · 02/08/2021 21:23

Genius moment... OP, have you got a photo of his Range Rover? You can make a jigsaw of it for your DB's birthday, or to sell at the Montrose farmers market. And for the rest of us, post it on here www.jigsawplanet.com/

motherofgodhaudyerwheesht · 02/08/2021 21:23

This is indeed a brilliant thread, and I hope it has helped the OP and DB. But (and bear in mind I am Mrs Beyond Reasonable Avoids All Confrontation And Apologises) I am beside myself at the CF and feel certain I would have set fire to that bloody car and pounded it with sledgehammers by now.

AAAAAAAGH! HE IS SO BEYOND A CHEEKY FUCKER! TOTAL CATACLYSMIC KNOB! GAAAAH!

Sunbird24 · 02/08/2021 21:24

[quote crankysaurus]Genius moment... OP, have you got a photo of his Range Rover? You can make a jigsaw of it for your DB's birthday, or to sell at the Montrose farmers market. And for the rest of us, post it on here www.jigsawplanet.com/[/quote]
Ford Ranger…

brokenbiscuitsx · 02/08/2021 21:26

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

That’s his personality all over isn’t it. Other people can be put out at his convenience. Such a wet wipe!

It is - but he's such a dunderbuttocks that he doesn't seem to realise that it's only actually himself that he keeps putting out - and it's him having to continually manage without his own car.

Dunderbuttocks! That’s a good one! 🤣 Yes true, but he’s blatantly a few crumbs short of a biscuit so probably hasn’t grasped that yet 😂