Locked parking thread 4 - The End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

We hope!

I've just looked up Ford Ranger and the utter arsehole who lives in a footballer-style McMansion next door to us has one.

He thinks he can do whatever he likes too.

I don't see this ending tonight.

Can't believe he thought that you would be in when you told him that you wouldn't be.

@SachaStark

I have visions of Montrose market crawling with MNers this weekend, hooking every man in the vicinity round the shirt collar and demanding, “What does the word RANGER mean to you?!”

😂😂😂😂

I hope he turns up but if he doesn't can you charge him a fee for using your private land ......quickly cobble a parking notice up!

Looks like we will continue to Tuesday.

He is a total knob. Can’t accept he’s in the wrong. Won’t apologise or actually turn up on time.

Had he arrived at 7.30pm he’d have his precious ranger.

If he doesn't turn up you need to ring the forestry commission and ask them to tow him.

That farmers market will be like the episode of Father Ted when all the old ladies love the TV star Eoin McLove and surround the house like hungry zombies trying to get at him

Call the FC friend and get them to move the vehicle tomorrow morning. You can then say well my brother did warn you about the FC types

I can't get over the comment about the car's pulling power! Seriously, who looks at someone driving a totally unsuitable car like that around a city and thinks 'wow, whoever is driving that is HOT!'?

I don't know about anyone else but I really want to join this parlour and board game club with ex footballers.

Cluedo with Cantona?

Carcassone with Klinsmann?

Strip Poker with Ginola (I know ti doesn't alliterate but when needs must..)

@BedknobsNoBroomsticks

I don't see this ending tonight.

Can't believe he thought that you would be in when you told him that you wouldn't be.

I think he's purposely not turned up at the correct time in an attempt to assert his dominance! "I'll show her!!!!" Just as he didn't turn up previously! Absolute cock

I'd love to know how CF is explaining the absence of the car to his wife

And how he went to pick it up at 5pm, but came home without it

@Piggywaspushed

I don't know about anyone else but I really want to join this parlour and board game club with ex footballers.

Cluedo with Cantona?

Carcassone with Klinsmann?

Strip Poker with Ginola (I know ti doesn't alliterate but when needs must..)

Snap with Suarez.

OP if your DB is still looking for a tent, he's welcome to collect mine. I'll be sat in it at the farmers market for the next few weeks 😂😂😂 (shamelessly joins the heaving line of women)

Time to go full British sense of humour.

We need a “ Return to the Car” festival. Tomorrow night.
Invite your friends and neighbours, drinks and BBQ £10 a ticket including local bands and comedy routine from brother.

I think you need to put another sign up. The type you see in private car parks - cars left at owners risk, not responsible for any damage etc etc

[quote crankysaurus]Genius moment... OP, have you got a photo of his Range Rover? You can make a jigsaw of it for your DB's birthday, or to sell at the Montrose farmers market. And for the rest of us, post it on here www.jigsawplanet.com/[/quote]
Love it!

Aren't you going on a two week coach trip round the Highlands tomorrow morning OP?

@GirlsGirlsEverywhere

That farmers market will be like the episode of Father Ted when all the old ladies love the TV star Eoin McLove and surround the house like hungry zombies trying to get at him

oh my god YES 👏

Omg I can't believe he wasn't there at 7.30 on the dot, actually I can! Fucker

Settlers of Catan with Steve McManaman

Oof, just looked up Ford Rangers and now want the big X sound from Family Fortunes. Land Rovers are definitely more chick magnets.

OP's off to bed soon, hope if Mr Dick turns up DB tells him she's asleep and has the keys - "and NO, Dick, of course she can't be disturbed".

Risk with Ronaldo?

Oh. He hasn't returned? Colour me surprised.