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Locked parking thread 4 - The End

999 replies

BlueEyesWhiteDragon · 02/08/2021 19:33

We hope!

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crowsfeet57 · 02/08/2021 20:52

Noooo! I have to take the dog for a walk!

scaffoldingtheworld · 02/08/2021 20:52

@LaurieSchafferIsAllBitterNow

never mind the DailyFail....if The Courier gets wind of this it's going to be front page news!
I just choked on my gin!
DeathStare · 02/08/2021 20:52

Montrose Farmers' Market is the first Saturday of the month. visitangus.com/event/angus-farmers-market-montrose-august-2021/

That's THIS SATURDAY. And only 5 hours drive. Looks like that's a weekend plan Grin

ToffeePennie · 02/08/2021 20:52

@brokenbiscuitsx
Proper giggling even now. Runny yoghurt is a proper catchphrase!

GintyMcGinty · 02/08/2021 20:52

I need to know how it ends.... Grin

Motorina · 02/08/2021 20:53

@crowsfeet57

Noooo! I have to take the dog for a walk!
Don't worry - can't imagine he's going to pitch up for hours yet.
Sunbird24 · 02/08/2021 20:53

@NothingIsWrong

463 miles? Damn you...
It’s 500 for me, and no matter what the Proclaimers say I couldn’t walk that far…
Yesitsbess · 02/08/2021 20:53

@SachaStark

I have visions of Montrose market crawling with MNers this weekend, hooking every man in the vicinity round the shirt collar and demanding, “What does the word RANGER mean to you?!”
I am Muttley laughing at this. Proper wheezing.
Naillig222 · 02/08/2021 20:54

Any link to the original thread? Can only find 2 onwards

Enidcat5 · 02/08/2021 20:55

I can't go to bed until this ends! This is the best thread for ages

GetTaeFuck · 02/08/2021 20:56
Somanysocks · 02/08/2021 20:56

Looks like thread 5 beckons

Spudlet · 02/08/2021 20:57

I can’t believe he hasn’t turned up! I mean I completely can believe it, but I still can’t Shock

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 02/08/2021 20:57

It’s 500 for me, and no matter what the Proclaimers say I couldn’t walk that far…

I've never trusted them ever since I saw them both on the M6 in a Toyota Aygo.

Hopeisallineed · 02/08/2021 20:57

I need to go to bed! Hurry up Ranger-Boy!!!

KupoNutCoffee · 02/08/2021 20:57

@Somanysocks

Looks like thread 5 beckons
Five for every minute he claimed he'd be.
PeaAndHamSoupFromAChicken · 02/08/2021 20:57

Yahtzee with Young.

I assume there's been a Young Blush

SachaStark · 02/08/2021 20:58

Over 600 miles for me…

BathshebaKnickerStickers · 02/08/2021 20:58

Guess Who with Grealish…

PeaAndHamSoupFromAChicken · 02/08/2021 20:59

@SachaStark

Over 600 miles for me…
Just channel The Proclaimers on your way.
AnneKipankitoo · 02/08/2021 20:59

There is a virtual market too .

Happyrascalsmummy · 02/08/2021 20:59

@Naillig222

Any link to the original thread? Can only find 2 onwards
www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4310804-To-lock-the-jackass-in-parking-thread
brokenbiscuitsx · 02/08/2021 20:59

[quote ToffeePennie]@brokenbiscuitsx
Proper giggling even now. Runny yoghurt is a proper catchphrase![/quote]
🤣 I can imagine he’s a real watery drippy yoghurt of like the watery bits you drain off a Greek yoghurt 🤭😂

Jumpingintosummer · 02/08/2021 21:00

Is it wrong that the amazing roast now feels within my reach?! We haven’t had a carvery in Ayrshire for years Sad.

Dobbyisahouseelf · 02/08/2021 21:00

@TempNameChangexx I have done just that!